You awaken to find yourself in a pitch-black area. You have no idea of your surroundings, how you got there, or, most disturbingly, who you are. What do you do?
The Consequences [Concluded]
You awaken to find yourself in a pitch-black area. You have no idea of your surroundings, how you got there, or, most disturbingly, who you are. What do you do?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Continue drinking. Use the emergency flask if necessary.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Do not panic. Remain calm. It is probably Saturday morning, and if so, the situation is under control. At least, it will be in a matter of hours, once the spinning stops. Under no circumstances move, excepting for tea, in which case it is appropriate to grope around in the dark for a kettle.
EDIT: Alternately, you may use the small chip implanted in your arm to locate your Geneva bank account, and from there spend three movies evading the CIA with extreme cunning and resourcefulness.
Last edited by Evil_Maniac From Mars; 01-01-2010 at 09:14.
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After some pondering, you realize that it's not a Saturday morning, or a day after a holiday. Your head is not throbbing, so you're probably not hung over. Your memory loss has most likely come by other circumstances.
The item "Emergency flask" is not in your inventory.
The item "Jason Bourne chip" is not in your inventory.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
No emergency flask?!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Do an emergency check for a regular flask. Use if found. Also, rummage around in pockets/clothing to find out what items I/we/the hive mind do possess. Check for wounds as well.
Deduce if we're still drunk, and that's why we aren't hungover yet.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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More or less any morning is alright. If kettle is in inventory, make tea. If not, find water.
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Your inventory is empty. ("Inventory" includes pockets and the like as well.)
You cannot do a line test because it is pitch black. However, you are able to recite the alphabet backwards successfully. It appears that you are perfectly sober.
You attempt to find water, but cannot as it is pitch-black.
***From now on, only one set of commands will be accepted before I respond. In order to differentiate to me what those commands are, only italicized posts will be treated as commands.***
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Walk around premises and try to formulate an image of the area based on what I bump into.
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You take two steps in one direction and feel something impeding the lower part of your body's progress, but not your upper body's; a desk, possibly? Moving in the other direction you bump into a wall. It becomes apparent that you are inside a somewhat bare room.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Feel around the desk to see if there are any drawers that can be opened. Search for emergency flask.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Re: The Consequences
Yell loudly, and listen for a response.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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You feel around the desk to see what you can find. You are able to make out objects both on top the desk and inside its drawers, however, you don't pick any of them up since you don't know what exactly they are in this so-far dark room.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
gahOriginally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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"Is there anyone that can hear me?" you yell. Staying absolutely still, you can detect no sign of a disturbance. Looks like you're alone.
The room is still dark. You might want to try and do something about that.
(Note: I'm going to bed now so don't expect a response for the next several hours.)
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Feel around wall for light switch and/or cord attached to a light
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Attempt to use echolocation to find your way around the room. Being clicking your tongue madly, and flapping your arms wildly like a bat.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
- Proud Horseman of the Presence
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Use Eagle Vision to read the ritual cultist writing on the wall.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Re: The Consequences
Bump around the walls to find door.
Last edited by Evil_Maniac From Mars; 01-01-2010 at 19:14.
Re: The Consequences
You feel around for a lightswitch. Success! You turn it on, and after about a minute your eyes adjust to their new surroundings.
You find yourself in a small, mostly-empty room. Nothing adorns the walls save for a door on the other side. The previous object you felt does, in fact, turn out to be a desk. On it, you see a wallet and what appears to be a portable mp3 player. The desk also has three drawers.
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 01-01-2010 at 20:29.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Check the Wallet to see what is inside.
Check MP3 player has music/file on it and listen to that.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Re: The Consequences
You examine the wallet. Much to your chagrin, there is no identification of any kind. However, there is $200 USD in cash.
Oddly, the mp3 player has only one song: "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool, with a note to any would-be listener that, were you to listen closely to the lyrics or look them up, they contain several instances of foul language. You listen to the 11-minute song and try to make sense of it.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Check the drawers
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You open the first drawer. It is empty.
You open the second drawer. It contains a single slip of paper, with the word "Croatoan" written on it in pen.
You open the third drawer. It contains an empty backpack, perfect for holding any number of items.
You are about done in this room. It is time to take what you wish (if anything) and continue forth.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Take the backpack & slip of paper, then check to see if there are any windows in the room
Re: The Consequences
The item "Backpack" has been added to your inventory.
The item "Croatoan paper" has been added to your inventory.
The mp3 player and wallet remain on the desk.
There are no windows in the room.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Put the mp3 player and wallet in the backpack, put on the backpack, and go out the door.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: The Consequences
Before going out the door, do some physical exercises to make sure you are in physical top shape.
BLARGH!
Re: The Consequences
Waste of energy. It is like fasting before being starved to death.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Re: The Consequences
The item "mp3 player" has been added to your inventory.
The item "wallet" has been added to your inventory.
You exit the room you woke up in to find yourself in a small hallway with some stairs leading up. Seeing as the room you were in is the only room connected to the hallway, you decide to go up the stairs. Upon going up, you see what is obviously the first floor of a house. You wonder if it's yours. You see a kitchen, a sitting room, a dining room, and a couple of doors that lead to bedrooms and bathrooms, as well as the front door. There are no other sets of stairs. Hmm, looks like you're in a rancher.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Re: The Consequences
Search Kitchen for edible Food and Drink.
Search Kitchen for some sort of weapons/tools. (Knife, and things like Screwdrivers which might come in handy)
Equip weapon and loot any tools and loot any food/drinks which you are able to use.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
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