The Consequences [Concluded]

**pevergreen** · 01-05-2010, 03:03

Originally Posted by Centurion1

ask old lady how long she has lived in the city

and then ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards.

**Beefy187** · 01-05-2010, 04:25

Originally Posted by pevergreen

and then ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards.

And if she doesn't look us in disgust?

**Double A** · 01-05-2010, 04:32

Coatoan?

Use my knowledge of North Carolinian geography to get even more lost.

**GeneralHankerchief** · 01-05-2010, 05:36

"I've lived in Surprise for about 15, 16 years now," she says. "There seem to be more people here every day, yourself included."

**Double A** · 01-05-2010, 05:38

Ask her why the place is called Surprise.

And make sure it isn't that stupid excuse-for-all-those-motivational-posters kind of surprise.

**CCRunner** · 01-05-2010, 05:39

Start calling teh old lady "grandma". Affectionately

**GeneralHankerchief** · 01-05-2010, 05:43

During your conversation with the woman, another stop goes by.

"Well," she says, "I think the town's founder named it after where he used to live: Surprise, Nebraska. Don't ask me how *that* town got its name, though."

**pevergreen** · 01-05-2010, 05:52

Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

During your conversation with the woman, another stop goes by.

"Well," she says, "I think the town's founder named it after where he used to live: Surprise, Nebraska. Don't ask me how *that* town got its name, though."

Ask if she'd like to get lucky tonight. When she looks at us in disgust, mime throwing dice and playing cards. If she doesn't look in disgust, and asks us back to her place, go with her.

If all goes well, we'll get free food, water and a place to sleep. Then we can steal and leave!