Your inventory is empty. ("Inventory" includes pockets and the like as well.)

You cannot do a line test because it is pitch black. However, you are able to recite the alphabet backwards successfully. It appears that you are perfectly sober.

You attempt to find water, but cannot as it is pitch-black.

***From now on, only one set of commands will be accepted before I respond. In order to differentiate to me what those commands are, only italicized posts will be treated as commands.***