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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolt View Post
    Before going out the door, do some physical exercises to make sure you are in physical top shape.
    Waste of energy. It is like fasting before being starved to death.
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    The item "mp3 player" has been added to your inventory.

    The item "wallet" has been added to your inventory.

    You exit the room you woke up in to find yourself in a small hallway with some stairs leading up. Seeing as the room you were in is the only room connected to the hallway, you decide to go up the stairs. Upon going up, you see what is obviously the first floor of a house. You wonder if it's yours. You see a kitchen, a sitting room, a dining room, and a couple of doors that lead to bedrooms and bathrooms, as well as the front door. There are no other sets of stairs. Hmm, looks like you're in a rancher.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
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    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Search Kitchen for edible Food and Drink.

    Search Kitchen for some sort of weapons/tools. (Knife, and things like Screwdrivers which might come in handy)

    Equip weapon and loot any tools and loot any food/drinks which you are able to use.
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    Take your shirt off and examine your self.
    Make sure no one did a creepy scientific experiment on you.


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Take your shirt off and examine your self.
    Make sure no one did a creepy scientific experiment on you.


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    You enter the kitchen and open the fridge and pantry, searching for some food and drink. You toss a few bottles of water, a loaf of bread, and a box of Cheez-its into your backpack.

    The items "3 bottles of water", "bread", and "Cheez-its" have been added to your inventory.

    You start rifling around for some weapons - knives, etc. when suddenly one of the bedroom doors bursts open. A man in his 50s, large, balding, and wearing only a wifebeater and a pair of boxer shorts is staring at you, and he looks angry. You also notice he is holding a shotgun.

    "You got three seconds to get out of my house before I blow your head open!!!" he yells.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Put your hands in the air and try and appear as nonthreatening as possible. Calmly say you have no idea how you got here and that you are very sorry if you have intruded on this mans home apologize a few more times and ask if he knows how you got here, while saying that if he doesn't you will leave as soon as he shows you the door. Also state you seem to be suffering from amnesia, and would love to know where you are.
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    Head east and try to find a bar or gentleman's club.

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    A reminder that there haven't been any italicized orders yet.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Pointless chat inside for Subotan:
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    Fall in a more hard-boiled fashion.

    I love that site.



    Hi guys, adding my brain here. I'm a fan of tool but I don't have anything to say about Rosetta Stoned, no more than you guys have figured out thusfar at least. I'll keep wracking my brain :D
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    Speculation: Perhaps last night we tried to recreate the conditions in the song. The description of the climate and the mountains in the north would fit with Nevada (north of Area 51), and the loss of memory might be attributed to our having consumed a heroic quantity of hallucinogenic drugs.

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    We should be careful about making contacts with others.

    Like someone pointed out before, our boy could be a die hard criminal.. or something alot worse.

    Firstly, lets check if we are proper handsome human being.


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    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Fall in a more hard-boiled fashion.

    I love that site.
    Me too, although I don't like the latest story. Sepulchritude FTW

    It's obvious we will have to go out on a quest to find out why we were locked up there, Oldboy-style. No police are going to help us, or be of any use.

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    Jolt just got us killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Jolt just got us killed.
    For someone with amnesia it is seldom a good idea to drift away without any idea of where we are going.
    BLARGH!

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    You head east, to the downtown area. It takes you slightly under two hours to walk there, and by the end of it you are parched. Luckily for you, there is a bar in the downtown area, seemingly waiting for your arrival. You enter the bar and plop down on a stool. Aside from you and the bartender, there are two other barflies present. Neither of them seems to be paying attention to you.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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