The bartender raises one eyebrow at your request, but says "yes". You exit your seat and walk into the men's room.
The bartender raises one eyebrow at your request, but says "yes". You exit your seat and walk into the men's room.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Look in the mirror to see how we look (male/female, young/old, color of eyes/hair etc etc).
Last edited by Andres; 01-03-2010 at 22:55.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
You take a good look at yourself in the mirror. You look very hot and dusty, appropriate for someone who just took a 2-hour walk in a dry climate. You're wearing a faded blue button-down shirt. You have short brown hair and hazelnut eyes, and a very short stubble growing on your face. You look to be in your late 20s.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Open up your shirt and examine your body, checking for cuts, scratches, bruises, anything out of the ordinary.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
EDIT: Scratch that, I didn't realise that it mentioned he had stubble on his face
Last edited by Subotan; 01-03-2010 at 23:24.
You open your shirt. Aside the wound on your head sustained from the butt of the shotgun, your body is for the most part unmarked. However, there is a black ring tattoo on the back of your left shoulder.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I doubt we need to examine ourselves from the waist down, or does anyone think we have the need to?
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
Find a grocery store and get some water and basic, cheap, food supplies. Fresh produce and some bread. Butter or margarine too, depending which is cheaper. Drink some of the water and have a bit to eat after the purchase.
We don't want to dehydrate after two hours in the sun, and we have no idea when our last proper drink was.
Does the ring tattoo go around the arm, or is it a tattoo of a ring?
EDIT: keep an eye out for street signs wherever we go
Last edited by Myrddraal; 01-04-2010 at 00:00.
Plus anyone could witness you killing her from any direction, you can't have your eyes everywhere at once, in the city center at a bus stop, of all places killing someone is bound to have repercussions. Plus there is very little point in it. Her inventory probably consists of granny pants & some antique lipstick.
Mithandir's casual attitude to making us lose all our money is alarming also.![]()
Last edited by Thermal; 01-04-2010 at 20:26.
It's not casual. It's a good way to strike a conversation. Try it in a bar with a girl sometime.
I'd really like to Ask what the old lady's favorite animal is and when she says "camel" to give her all of my money. If she picks another animal, I'll tell her about the glorious attributes of this magnificent creature until she's convinced.
Abandon all hope.
As it is a busy area, several people walk by the bus stop. The two of you are joined by a man wearing business clothing, but before you can make a decision to talk to him or not, the bus arrives.
Fare is $2.00. Do you want to pay?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Try and negotiate for a student fare.
Sorry, no dice. Seeing as you don't have an ID of any kind, yet alone a student ID.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Ask if the old lady likes camels.If she says yes, pay for her fare as well. If she says no, explain to her why camels are such magnificent creatures.
Abandon all hope.
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