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    Tuba Son Member Subotan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhawn View Post
    Beating up old ladies is never a good idea.

    note:
    The Croatoan are a group of islander Iroquois indians that lived near the famed Lost Roanoke colony.


    Rosetta Stoned is a song about someone that was either abducted by aliens or imagined them while under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs and believes that he was chosen to deliver a message to humanity but cannot remember what the message is.
    Hmm, intersting info. Are we an abductee?

    Wave at the sky frantically, in order to get an alien's attention.

    Quote Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty View Post
    I don't think we need to berate this old woman... if we're nicer to her perhaps she could be of more help to us...
    Is she more useful to us alive or dead?

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    Quite honestly I have no idea why you think we have to stay away from the police.

    Walking around downtown with no idea where to go doesn't seem like a really good idea.

    Regardless, Thank the old lady for her help and proceed to go buy some food and drinks for starters.
    BLARGH!

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    Well, for a start, you transpassed and committed burgary... and that is the stuff we know about.
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    Ask the old lady what her favorite animal is, if she says camel, hand her your money, if she says something different, explain to her why camels are such magnificent creatures.
    Abandon all hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Is she more useful to us alive or dead?

    Probably alive...
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    Well, a few things we should do.

    - Not attract too much attention by doing crazy things.
    - Not attract too much attention.
    - Keep a low profile.
    - Act casual and smooth.

    As for our name, I recommend John Smith.

    Thought inside head: "I have decided to name myself 'John Smith' temporary. I introduce myself to others as 'John' in polite conversation."
    Last edited by Beskar; 01-04-2010 at 20:27.
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