It's a bit tough to find, but eventually you see an open city bench and park yourself on it, opening up the paper.

The front page section has the usual claptrap about Congress and the healthcare push, etc. There are also items about them beginning an investigation to see where $15 billion slated for military research and development went, global warming, the winter weather surge all across the country, and the fallout from the Christmas terror plot.

You have already read the local section.

The business section contains the usual boring information about the stock market. The recession is still impacting most companies. There is a small item about Systech Industries' rise to prominence over the past several months, but the biggest feature by far is on the incoming all-out war between Apple, Microsoft, and Google.

The Sports section has a feature on the Cardinals' injuries in Week 17, as well as the usual items on the Suns and Coyotes.

The Entertainment section has a box office report on Avatar doing so well and an update on Tiger Woods.

You have already read the Classifieds.