Yep... Like he did with the baby carriage, but he still followed that order... So yeah... We are already going to police station, once he gets back online and does the write up.
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Yep... Like he did with the baby carriage, but he still followed that order... So yeah... We are already going to police station, once he gets back online and does the write up.
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You enjoy your cup of coffee.
$1.00 has been removed from your inventory.
After finishing your drink, you ask the waitress about the nearest police station, and she points you in the direction of three blocks north and one block west. You thank her and head to the station.
At the station, you are taken care of by one Officer Purvis, a friendly-looking black man in his 40s. He seems moderately frustrated that you have no ID or memory, but still tries his best to help out. "You say you woke up in a house in Surprise with no idea how you got there?" You nod. "Well, the best thing I can do is get in contact with their PD and see if they can pass along some information. In the meantime, you're free to take a seat and grab a cup of coffee."
You take a seat, cringing over the fact that you had to pay for coffee not 15 minutes ago. Officer Purvis is busy contacting the Surprise Police.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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See not that bad so far haha.
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I bet we are a serial killer.Originally Posted by Stildawn
and this is going to get us thrown in jail
Micheal D'Anjou
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Lets get our self cuffed. Just incase we go on Jason Bourne style rampage which will get us in even more trouble.
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I think if we were a bad criminal I believe police stations share information on stuff like that, so if they dont know who we are already then I bet we are only something minor if at all.
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Nah.
We're boned.
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The city of Suprise is just...to full of win...I cannot stop laughing...the "Surprise Police"...
*falls down dead from asphyxiation*
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I can see it now...
A man is walking down an alley, with the intention of hawking some stuff he just nabbed from the old Johnson place... when suddenly, two men with guns jump out of the shadows!
"SURPRISE! It's the police! Put your hands up!"
The man runs in the direction from whence he, came, when another jumps in front of him.
"Surprise! Hands up!"
He runs into the nearest building, and right when he enters the door a big guy hits him in the head with a 2x4.
"Surprise, [preemptive edit - GH]!"
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I was thinking in a more MPish direction, but okay.
Man walks in and is greeted by a surprise party, which are then immediately tackled by police in funny outfits from various nooks and crannies, and are arrested on the grounds that they were "doing it wrong", was what was kind of going through my head. Suprise Police = Grammar Police. Just the absurdity of the notion...
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You'd be surprised as to what they really do.
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