Should make an intresting write up if we get to court, and after that, it'd be like an episode of OZ.
Abandon all hope.
$20 was a lot of money to lose....![]()
Sorry guys, just moved back to school so I'm a bit busy at the moment. Look for an update in a couple of hours.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
While we're throwing around theories...
What if we're an ex SysTech employee, and we found out something we REALLY shouldn't have, like they plan to assassinate the president, and take over the country, or the CEO is Magneto, or that soilent green is people.
And if the cops are somehow being paid by SysTech to find us, we're pretty boned.
You check around for odd occurances, finding nothing. "All right, friend," Officer Purvis says, "Unfortunately, we don't have *any* matches, not even partial ones. I'm not sure exactly where you came from, but it's like you never existed before today. We've got you in the system now, which will help if something comes up in the future, but for now we can't help you anymore. Best of luck in the future." You shake the officer's hand and leave the station, disappointed.
By the time you walk back downtown, it will most likely be time for the psychological experiment. Where would you like to go now?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
We're a clone, or a synthetically created human.
If no one else got that by reading the officer's words, then there it is.
or at least I"m leaning towards that.
There is also a slight possibility that we were created with the sole purpose of being some sort of spy, and this psychological experiment might bring that out in us, but that is only mindless speculation.
I vote we go to the psychological experiment now.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Rest in peace TosaInu
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