How to stop the Right – loonies, commies, Stalinists gather in London with Ken
Later on this month I’m going to a conference hosted by Boris Johnson in which he’s invited various allies and friends to discuss how to “stop the Left” this year. Among the speakers will be General Pinochet’s former ambassador to Britain, a Christian journalist who describes non-believers as “cattle”, another journalist who took payment from Nazi Germany, a BNP member, and Polish political leaders from a group who have refused to attend Holocaust Memorial Day in the past.
Oh sorry, that was just a really weird dream – says a lot about my inner psyche. But this isn’t:
Ken Livingstone invites you to Progressive London conference:
A progressive agenda to stop the right in 2010
Among those speaking at this laugh-a-minute conference will be:
Mehdi Hasan – Senior Editor (Politics), New Statesman
“The Kaffar, the disbelievers, the atheists who remain deaf and stubborn to the teachings of Islam, the rational message of the Quran; they are described in the Quran as, quote, “a people of no intelligence”, Allah describes them as; not of no morality, not as people of no belief – people of “no intelligence” – because they’re incapable of the intellectual effort it requires to shake off those blind prejudices, to shake off those easy assumptions about this world, about the existence of God. In this respect, the Quran describes the atheists as “cattle”, as cattle of those who grow the crops and do not stop and wonder about this world.”
Richard Gott – writer
“I took red gold, even if it was only in the form of expenses for myself and my partner. That, in the circumstances, was culpable stupidity, though at the time it seemed more like an enjoyable joke”.
Yes, hilarious to the millions of people imprisoned in Soviet Russia. Just hilarious.
Kate Hudson – Chair, CND
No, not Goldie Hawn’s daughter, but rather the CND activist who’s also a member of the Communist party of Great Britain, and the woman who invited the Iranian ambassador to the CND conference to defend Iran’s policies.
Professor Tariq Ramadan
European Islam’s leading thinker, so progressive he’s called for a “moratorium” on the stoning of adulterers.
Dr Abdul Bari – Muslim Council of Britain
Won’t this party clash with Holocaust Memorial Day? Oh, never mind.
Samuel Moncada – Venezuelan Ambassador
How to stop the Right? El Presidente Hugo has a few ideas.
George Galloway MP
Friend of the centre-left, pro-gay rights, Hamas and the über-liberal Islamic Republic of Iran.
Karen Stalbow – Shelter
A charity that is 21 per cent taxpayer-funded. I hope the Conservatives remember that come May.
What a strange and awkward event – feminists, gay rights activists and greenies next to supporters and allies of some of the most brutal and repressive religious movements around. It reminds me of the Onion’s headline: “Japan Forms Alliance With White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Scheme”.
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