There is something rotten in Australia

[Megas Methuselah]

I guess I'm glad my family is white. My wife and daughter just returned to Melbourne today for a 3-4 month stay. Melbourne struck us as a safe and friendly city when we were there back in June-July. Spent 4 weeks walking the streets nearly every day and can't say any of us witnessed a racial incident during that time. Maybe we just didn't get to the right areas of the city though.

Come over to mah 'hood and I'll show you how we deal with you people.