The Forigen Exchange Student Next To Me

[Strike For The South]

needs to stop making random noises.

I realize wherever he came from being in an inch away from the computer and yelling inaudbiley every few seconds may be normal or even encouraged.

But here in Texas it makes me feel like I'm going to be stabbed.

Please stop.

[Whacker]

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

[Strike For The South]

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.

[Ibrahim]

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

let me "improve" this (warning: I know none of this is true (last part aside), but I'm a sadist ):

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""Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He says Satan likes cheese whiz! He thinks snuggies should be mde for Goldfish! His bulk is invading my private space! And he eats too much of that wierd food that looks like flattened skunk painted pink!*"

then you continue with the death threat.

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.

wow...just imagine what he'll wish me.

* *waits for ACIN to kill him for that one*

[Kralizec]

needs to stop making random noises.

I realize wherever he came from being in an inch away from the computer and yelling inaudbiley every few seconds may be normal or even encouraged.

But here in Texas it makes me feel like I'm going to be stabbed.

Please stop.

That's intolerant

[Snite]

A foreigner, eh? Where's he from? California? New York?

Anyways, there's a foreign kid randomly yelling and you think it might be encouraged where he's from? You think this might actually be a trait of his entire culture simply because he does it?


Is he from Minnesota?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

How do you yell inaudibly?

[Vuk]

How do you yell inaudibly?

You mean inaudbiley.

[Megas Methuselah]

In ma hood, I'm da one dat does da stabbin'. Ain't no settlers welcome here!

[Martok]

Is he from Minnesota?

Hey! Just what exactly are you implying??

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