The Forigen Exchange Student Next To Me

needs to stop making random noises.

I realize wherever he came from being in an inch away from the computer and yelling inaudbiley every few seconds may be normal or even encouraged.

But here in Texas it makes me feel like I'm going to be stabbed.

Please stop.

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

Originally Posted by Whacker

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

needs to stop making random noises.

I realize wherever he came from being in an inch away from the computer and yelling inaudbiley every few seconds may be normal or even encouraged.

But here in Texas it makes me feel like I'm going to be stabbed.

Please stop.

That's intolerant

A foreigner, eh? Where's he from? California? New York?

Anyways, there's a foreign kid randomly yelling and you think it might be encouraged where he's from? You think this might actually be a trait of his entire culture simply because he does it?


Is he from Minnesota?

How do you yell inaudibly?

Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

How do you yell inaudibly?

You mean inaudbiley.

In ma hood, I'm da one dat does da stabbin'. Ain't no settlers welcome here!

I remember one year at school, there were several students from Germany in the dormitory next to me. Nice chaps the lot of them, and they played football very well, but they never got used to the food that was served in the mess.

Originally Posted by india

I remember one year at school, there were several students from Germany in the dormitory next to me. Nice chaps the lot of them, and they played football very well, but they never got used to the food that was served in the mess.

Love Indian food best dishes in the world, silly Germans

Originally Posted by Fragony

Love Indian food best dishes in the world, silly Germans

It is pretty damn good, actually, and I eat it every so often. I want to try Afghan food next.

Originally Posted by Fragony

Love Indian food best dishes in the world, silly Germans

I actually befriended an Indian guy in Hungary who ran an Indian restaurant there. I really liked the food too. From what I had heard of it, I thought I would hate it, but honestly it surprised me as being among the best I had.

Originally Posted by Snite

Is he from Minnesota?

Hey! Just what exactly are you implying??

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

It is pretty damn good, actually, and I eat it every so often. I want to try Afghan food next.

Talking about good food which I always enjoy, are there any native-american delicacy's I should know of?

Originally Posted by Whacker

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

let me "improve" this (warning: I know none of this is true (last part aside), but I'm a sadist ):

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""Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He says Satan likes cheese whiz! He thinks snuggies should be mde for Goldfish! His bulk is invading my private space! And he eats too much of that wierd food that looks like flattened skunk painted pink!*"

then you continue with the death threat.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.

wow...just imagine what he'll wish me.

* *waits for ACIN to kill him for that one*

Originally Posted by india

I remember one year at school, there were several students from Germany in the dormitory next to me. Nice chaps the lot of them, and they played football very well, but they never got used to the food that was served in the mess.

indian food is awesome! even better than thai

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

It is pretty damn good, actually, and I eat it every so often. I want to try Afghan food next.

also very good! indonesian food is also great. and middle eastern food... and african food... oh and italian and spanish and greek and turkish...

anglo-saxon food sux.

Originally Posted by The Stranger

anglo-saxon food sux.

Give the man a cigar!

Originally Posted by The Stranger

also very good! indonesian food is also great.

Oh, Indonesian food *drools* It's been so long since I've had it, now I'm craving some.

Vietnamese food

hmmmm

This didn't turn into the ego stroking I expected it to be.

Oh and FTR, Indian "curry" is just chili. Davy Crockett brought it to the sub continent in 1187.

I absolutely, positively loathe Indian, Thai, and Vietnamese food.

I thought this was going be a There is a Foreign Exchange Student Next to me, How Do I Date Her? thread. I'm very disappointed.

Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan

I thought this was going be a There is a Foreign Exchange Student Next to me, How Do I Date Her? thread. I'm very disappointed.

Me too, and I was hoping for pics.

Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan

I thought this was going be a There is a Foreign Exchange Student Next to me, How Do I Date Her? thread. I'm very disappointed.

Go to an international dating site, get loads date requests from foreign students, all hot and all from the Phillipines what are the odds of that. And they want me really badly.

Originally Posted by Fragony

Go to an international dating site, get loads date requests from foreign students, all hot and all from the Phillipines what are the odds of that. And they want me really badly.

But they're all extremely poor. They would like to spend the rest of their lives with you, just give them your credit card number so that they can pay for the trip.

Originally Posted by Sarmatian

But they're all extremely poor. They would like to spend the rest of their lives with you, just give them your credit card number so that they can pay for the trip.

nice catch

If I were you I would call the FBI and say I thought I heard him say "bomb."

I seem to share my hallway exclusively with foreign students. Funny.

LES'T ALL GO FORIGENS