The Forigen Exchange Student Next To Me

[Ibrahim]

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

let me "improve" this (warning: I know none of this is true (last part aside), but I'm a sadist ):

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""Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He says Satan likes cheese whiz! He thinks snuggies should be mde for Goldfish! His bulk is invading my private space! And he eats too much of that wierd food that looks like flattened skunk painted pink!*"

then you continue with the death threat.

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.

wow...just imagine what he'll wish me.

* *waits for ACIN to kill him for that one*