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    Default Malpractice and Freud [Concluded]

    It involves a man, his passion, his violence, hesitation, and tears. Several nights worth of action!

    And to drive the point across, here is a picture to spice things up.


    Dr. Bill

    "Why can't we move?"

    "Because they want to keep us powerless"

    "Rise up, brethren, and death to the humans!"



    The flowers were starting a rebellion. "What". William was totally exasperated. He sure was being bothered by this whimsical mental illness. Not only did he see talking flowers announce their intent to commit shady acts of genocide, he was constantly being bombarded with thoughts representing the full troupe of his conscious. The only way to combat this would be to close his eyes, as this would cause them all to say "Its dark" in varying tones. At least there was unison that way.

    Unfortunately, this also resulted in William being unable to see. He counted five new bruises today as he had bumped into light posts, fire hydrants, and small children. Stumbling around in a park wasn't his idea of fun, but he has gladly going on his way to see local Psychiatrist/Psychologist Dr. Bill, and his wondrous machine of mind exploration. Seriously, he makes you say the whole thing. Bugger, who am I talking to?

    Returning briefly to the third-person, I must notify you that while Dr. Bill is an oddball eccentric with a strange last name, he is quite the competent scientist. Today, William braves a thousand toddler's foreheads to travel to him because he has invented a mind exploration device to further help his patients. Tapping into his brainwaves (They exist, you know) Dr. Bill jumps in, shoots first, and asks questions later. Recipients of this treatment tend to leave with a sense of euphoria that just NEVER GOES AWAY, but William is a desperate man.

    He opens his eyes for a split second.

    "Alright, office is right the-HOTTIE!!"

    His hands sprung to his mouth. The jogger continued by with their headphones on.

    "How can you ignore me, you ungrateful bi----*sob"

    Taken off guard, with tears streaming from his eyes, William desperately clasped his eyelids down and hoped for the best he should rape her

    "WHAT?"

    Fear had set in after that, and he quickly ran up the flight of stairs and into the office. A few more emotions manifested while he was on the stairs, but you'll see more of them later.

    He rushed into the office. No one in the foyer. He heard Dr. Bill's familiar squeak toy in his room, so he bolted in there and shut the door.

    "Yer late". Said the kind doctor, handing William some menacing instruments made of recycled nerf footballs.

    "Put 'em on". Was the limit to the instructions given. William sat down, and after some painful guesswork, got them into the correct locations.

    "You'll feel incredible pain". Said the doctor. Actually, that might have been Pessimism talking, but William did feel quite a bit. 50,000 volts worth of it. Unconscious, he slumped to the floor, while Dr. Bill quietly hooked himself up to a large contraption, now directly connected with William's erratic mind.


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    Default Re: Malpractrice and Freud

    In.

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    I'm pretty sure that's Dr. Phil. srsly In
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    ~In~

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    I hate to dissapoint you, but your saddistic time schedule works perfectly for me.

    In.

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    Why Unvote;Vote Beskar ?
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    In-sane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Why Unvote;Vote Beskar ?
    Is that an "in"?

    And can someone please correct the title? It was rather spur of the moment....
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    IN

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    In, please, I love genocidal flowers :D

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    Reserve player, use me if needed.
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    In
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    If Pizza is a reserve and in, then I guess I'm in.

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    I assume there is still space?

    This would be an In from me as well. :)
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    Oooh a new guy, he's obviously guilty

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    BUMP

    AVSM's mafia will not die (again)

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    It think it might. I could manage with just one more, if I were to cut down significantly on roles.
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    Be right back, begging every person I know to join in...

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    Where's ACIN? I'll beat him up if he doesn't join

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    Well jeepers, looks like you might need me after all.
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    Ok, I'm in.


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    Good. I'm sure I owe you a beating anyway, but I forgive you.

    For now.

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    Phew, it looks like we made it.


    Roles are going to go out on Saturday, and the game will start then as well. There's just too much on my plate right now to start the game.
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    That suits me like a bunch of flowers.

    I will be keeping a close eye on this game

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    Sorry, maybe I'm late. If not, I like to be in, please.

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    looks like i missed it

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    I'll consider you both "In".
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    Double post to say that night begins at 20:00 GMT.


    Internet has been acting up on me, so PM me if you don't get a PM by then.
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    I'd like a role PM, please.

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    Night 1 begins now.


    If any of you who haven't come online haven't gotten your roles (Everyone should have one), PM me and I can extend the phase a bit longer to compensate. It ends at 22:00 GMT tomorrow, as of right now.
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