Useless bomb detectors in use.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wait, how could something that's useless be in use?

Major General Jehad al-Jabiri, who appeared at a press conference with Mr McCormick following the December explosions, said he did not "care about Sandia" and knew more about bombs than the Americans:

"Whether it's magic or scientific, what I care about is it detects bombs," he said.

Same reason that people turn to fortune tellers, tarot cards, lucky numbers, or keep charm bracelets around: They work, sometimes. If you do it just right, these things will often work just as well as not having anything at all.

People believe in magic, therefore magic sells.

[Vladimir]

People believe in magic, therefore magic sells.

Because there's always someone there with big red shoes...