Useless bomb detectors in use.

[A Very Super Market]

Wait, how could something that's useless be in use?

For shame, that falls below the acceptable level of a one-liner.


McCormick is at no fault for selling stupid products. Unless he specifically created these to sell to the Iraqi government, he hasn't done anything wrong. He's just been marketing right. Reward him, capitalism!

The blame falls squarely on Iraqi officials, who apparently avoided doing tests in favour of just dumping them everywhere and telling everyone to follow their hearts. Negligibly useful even for love, using your heart is absolutely pointless for everything else. As miotas noted, the officials are simply trying to shift the blame. Unfortunately, these men were not unsure investors swindled by a very enthralling timeshare plan, but stupid tourists purchasing knick-knacks made from spit and paper from the Spit-and-Paper factory of Spitpaperville and expecting them to last and impress the nieghbourhood.

[Major Robert Dump]

Well on the up side they can still be used to track RFID tags. I'm sure the security guards know where every container of MREs and green blankets are located.