Totalitarian British Science Hits a Nerve

[Louis VI the Fat]

There are a handful of subjects - among them cricket, the weather and the art of downing pints through a funnel - on which the French deign to allow the English a degree of authority. Sex, however, is not one of them.


Today, just three weeks after scientists at King's College London declared that the elusive G-spot may be a myth, a group of gynaecologists gathered in Paris to launch a counter-attack on what they called a "totalitarian" approach to female sexuality.


Denouncing the study carried out last year by British researchers as fundamentally flawed, the French scientists insisted the fabled erogenous zone did exist in many women – around 60% according to Sylvain Mimoun, the organiser of the conference.


But, they said, it had fallen victim to an Anglo-Saxon tendency to reduce the mysteries of sexuality to absolutes. This attempt to set clear parameters on something variable and ambiguous, they said, was characteristic of British scientific attitudes to sex.

Ohlala. Ze Anglosaxon brutes, zey understand nottink about ze deuxième sexe...

Ze poor rosbifettes!

[Aemilius Paulus]

That's old news. About three weeks now. I suppose the virtue of punctuality is another one of those things that the French 'deign to allow the Germans a degree of authority'...

Nor is discipline a French trait from the looks of it - 'the Talk Your Own Language' thread is right next door...

[Tellos Athenaios]

The Gah-spot is real. It's the 3rd option in a 2 option poll.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

...ze deuxième sexe...

Deuxieme? Obviously sir, you are still unmarried.

[Tellos Athenaios]

Remember that it is British to speak of your wife as your better half...

[Kadagar_AV]

I'd say it's real. It is however not found in the exact same spot, and some girls don't feel it as much, or at all (or don't appreciate the sensation).

I've seen a fair bit to many vaginal orgasms for me to rule out the G-spot as non-existant...

It can be a very elusive little thingy, though...

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

As the first British poster to respond, I feel it behoves me to make a typically British response.

So, can we talk about something less delicate, tea anyone?

[Fragony]

If there is no such thing then how can they get an orgasm from anal penetration.

Another fun study, why do woman make noise when having sex? Here is why, HURRY UP. The biological reason is for the man to have his orgasm faster, when having sex you are vulnerable for things with teeth and claws. Long prolonged sessions? No more, I am going natural!

[Kadagar_AV]

If there is no such thing then how can they get an orgasm from anal penetration.

Another fun study, why do woman make noise when having sex? Here is why, HURRY UP. The biological reason is for the man to have his orgasm faster, when having sex you are vulnerable for things with teeth and claws. Long prolonged sessions? No more, I am going natural!

About anal penetration, there is 3 answers...

1. the man or woman is stimulating her with his/her hands meanwhile...
2. she is faking it (common).
3. You have watched too much porn.

Men have a G-spot in their anal opening, women do not.



And about woman and noise... Don't believe all of it is fake...

I mean, I could also go through a sex-session without a sound, maybe a small grunt at the end with slightly more rapid breathing...

However, the sound is part of the sexual act. A sign that you like what the other one do...

I love it, as long as they dont over-do it.

I am fairly certain that my girlfriend does the sounds she really feel like doing, rather than playing an act.

But then again, it is not often I have had a woman doing nice sounds... the vast majority fake it (or simply over-do it) or are too quiet (or silent).

Chemistry needs to be right I guess..... I mean, it's not like I must do all the sounds I make, I make them cause it feels right, and to hint her about what she does right and wrong. Quite a natural thing, no?



Hmmm, we seem to need a backdoor forum aswell as a backroom one...

[Fragony]

If they are faking it they are good at it, had a girl who wanted nothing else. And yes, I watch too much porn but that's another matter.

[Kadagar_AV]

If they are faking it they are good at it, had a girl who wanted nothing else. And yes, I watch too much porn but that's another matter.

did she touch herself?

did she fake it but get turned on by it, giving her harder orgasms afterwards?


I met a lot of girls who liked taking it there. However, I have never met one who got a sincere orgasm from that only.

My guess would be that this girl just wants to please you.

Oh, and yes, girls are good at faking... easiest way to sence a real orgasm from a girl is that their breasts goes red, nipples very stiff, and the will get way more moist.

Don't fall for the "Oh! AH! You are the MAN!"

[al Roumi]

LOL what has happened to this thread...

I am seeing you guys in a new light now Fragony and Kadagar!

[Fragony]

did she touch herself?

Only at startup

I am seeing you guys in a new light now Fragony and Kadagar!


We are warriors and lovers

[Pannonian]

Nor is discipline a French trait from the looks of it - 'the Talk Your Own Language' thread is right next door...

Discipline is an Anglo-Saxon trait. AFAIK no other culture pays for it to be administered.

[Ser Clegane]

*cough* PG13 *cough*

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