A Sign of the End Times

[Lemur]

Do you mean like in the picture below?

Nope, that's called "cornrows" here in the U.S., and while silly-looking, it's an established hairstyle. The dude I saw yesterday evening had short hair in front, top and sides, shaped a bit like a bowl cut, and these long, ratty dredlocks sprouting from the back of his head. And he was a white dude. I have never seen such a hairstyle before, and I hope to never see it again. The white boy dreadmullet is a thing of horror and depravity.

[Megas Methuselah]

Nope, that's called "cornrows" here in the U.S., and while silly-looking, it's an established hairstyle.

Cornrows look good on some black guys. It's also ok on some girls, black or not. I have yet to see the hairstyle look good on a white guy, though. Thankfully, I've never seen a native guy with cornrows, who usually go long or extremely short or a mix of the two.

[Major Robert Dump]

Mullets = class, and a gentleman with discerning tastes.

Dreads = dirty

The two cannot be as one, for when these two worlds collide there becomes a rift in the space-time continuum