Worked a crazy-long day today, and at one point I was sure I was hallucinating. That man over there ... he doesn't actually have a dreadlock mullet, does he? No, I'm imagining things. Nobody has a dreadmullet. That's like one of those children's tales told to frighten and cow the kindelein into obedience.

Wait a minute. There he goes again. He really does have a dreadmullet.

Can the end of the world be far off? I know dreadmullets aren't mentioned specifically in the Book of Revelation, but they are implied.

It's been good knowing you all. The End Times are here.

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