The Brits and sex

[Aemilius Paulus]

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

[HoreTore]

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

Of course. But that's not what's special about that penalty, the awesomeness comes from the arrogance he displays taking the shot.

[Louis VI the Fat]

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

It's the outerworldly coolness of Socrates - philosopher, musician, doctor. In his spare time, he played some footy too.

A true World Cup needs the drama of a genius team not winning it. One of the best examples is Brazil's 1982, captained by Socrates. Back when Brazil was still the hottest ticket in world football: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZxvYy5-ekI

Exquisite.