Things you aren't very proud of.

[Fragony]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

[Mooks]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Your a monster.

[The Stranger]

LYNCH MOB, ASSEMBLE.

THAT WAS MY SISTER. YOU FRANKENSTEIN!

[Samurai Waki]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

[Fragony]

Hey I was 12 at most at the time, I just remembered it yesterday, not proud of it for a reason, you see it but you don't in a way.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

[Subotan]

I've done plenty of devilish things I am proud of, including derailing a train.

But not proud of? Hmm. There was that time when I was about seven when I snapped my glasses in half, and blamed it on someone else. But he deserved it, as he had urinated on my school shorts a few days prior.

But the thing I am the least proud of is stealing an Exeggutor Pokémon Card from my best friend

[Vuk]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

lol Frag, you should have kept that to yourself. :P That is pretty horrible.

[Fragony]

Isn't like she was bleeding but she obviously made a good smack and hurt her leg, may have overdramatized as you can't find a place in the Netherlands where nobody drives by at least every 5 minutes this isn't Texas, but I don't really understand what I was thinking. Sharing it because it was on my mind all day, sometimes you don't see what's right in front of you that is kinda odd. Have done more things I regret but that was more old fashioned malice, not something this indifferent. In Denmark a girl was snatched from the streets in broad daylight for some tough love by a gang and hundreds saw it, don't feel evil over it.

[Subotan]

A minor case of Kitty Genovese syndrome then?

[InsaneApache]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

I was eating an ice cream a couple of weeks ago, when suddenly this mad Frenchman appeared and slapped my face and ran off with my cornet. I was gutted.



Way back when I was 17 I was walking home from the disco, very, very drunk, when I happened across a kiddies bike. This being about 3 AM I pinched it and rode it home. It only took me about 30 minutes instead of the normal hour and a half. I was shamelessly happy. The next day, when I awoke, I threw the bike in the canal.

Now, thirty three years later, I often think about the kid who's bike I nicked. He'll be a grown man now but he must have been very upset at having his bike purloined. If I could remember where I'd done the deed I'd go 'round and apologise, maybe buy the guy a pint.

Such is life.

[Lemur]

To give a semi-serious response to the OP (not that I'm not itching to comment on mad French ice cream thieves), when I'm feeling low I usually think about times when I have been unkind or hurt others' feelings. Then I grind over the details in my head until I feel really, really bad. This has to be my single worst habit.

[Strike For The South]

I once goaded someone into a fight simply because I was bored and proceeded to beat the crap out of them, the kicker is I had to chase them down and only caught up to him because he got cuaght on the fence he was trying to jump.

Moral of the story: don't ever cancel baseball practice

[Husar]

When I was in kindergarten there was a guy noone really liked, hard to say why, maybe because they were relatively poor and not very middle class/clever/whatever, one day we all stole a matchbox car of his and I participated.
Sometimes I think the entirety of highschool was my punishment for this.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Back a few weeks ago I was working at this snack bar. Some kid ordered an ice cream cone and while scooping it up I accidently dropped the last dollop on the dirty floor. The kid was looking the other way so I quickly picked it up and put it back on his cone before he noticed.

I hope that turned out okay and he didn't get sick or nothing...

[Centurion1]

well just recently i made a multi thread wide rant against a certain texan and made myself look like a total idiot.........


oh and i left my friend on a double blakc diamond once the first time he went snowboarding........ it was pretty bad.

[The Wizard]

I was a vandal when I was 15-16 or so. I also trashed a bar once during a skiing trip and blamed it on someone else in my party. The Austrian cops were called on him, too e_e Admittedly he'd tried to steal 20 bucks from me the day before, but still. I didn't even feel any kind of remorse

[Rhyfelwyr]

Once when we were going out of ICT (computing) class, I tied a mouse (not the animal :P) between the strings on the back of one guys schoolbag when he was waiting to walk out the class. When he went through the door, he hauled the whole PC off the wall. :eek:

Me and the people that planned this had left just before him, and so we left quickly... never found out who did it. :ninja:

[Megas Methuselah]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl.

[Husar]

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl.

You don't have a heart, do you?
And where's your story?

[Hooahguy]

lsat year, i asked a certain member of these forums to do my chemistry homework for me.
as a result i got 5 extra points added to me final grade. instead of a 79 i got an 84, with no effort on my part.

[Beefy187]

I was at my friends house.
He showed me all the cool figures of his.
I really wanted one, but I didn't ask where I could get it from.

He was really nice guy and he gave me one of the figures.
But I wanted different one.
So I took them both.

I still have that figure. Silver Gundam swordsman. Its still one of my favourite

From the same guy, I also stole two or so Zoid cards.
I was 8 years old then.

Also I picked up an action figure of a Zebra two years ago in the computer lab.
I don't know whos it was but I took it. This was only two years ago..

[Raz]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.

[The Stranger]

omg no ethics here whatsoever... you are all going to burn

you might be surprised but i never do any bad things, and i never regret them either.

[Andres]

I once threw a bucket of water over my friends' french fries, because I thought it would be funny

It was 6 am already, so the frituur was already closed and he couldn't go back for a new portion. My friend had to go to bed with an empty* stomach.

* empty = filled with beer.

[Subotan]

omg no ethics here whatsoever... you are all going to burn

you might be surprised but i never do any bad things, and i never regret them either.

Heh, I believed you for a few seconds

[The Wizard]

I once threw a bucket of water over my friends' french fries, because I thought it would be funny

It was 6 am already, so the frituur was already closed and he couldn't go back for a new portion. My friend had to go to bed with an empty* stomach.

* empty = filled with beer.

I understand ruining someone's patatten is a grave sin in Flanders

[naut]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.

Better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do. Butthole Surfer lyrics.

Used to tease a guy at school. Wasn't a very nice thing to do. We're good friends now, and I'm glad we are.

[Prussian to the Iron]

you guys are horrible!


hmmm......well one time i found out some girl was using me o copy off of in biology, so i taped "DUMBASS" to her back. and i saw her find it at like 2 minutes before school ended.

im proud of that though...and it happened like last week.....im not as badass as you guys, stealing ice cream and not trying to get laid by helping a chick on the side of the road. hm.

[Beefy187]

Well we got bored in class so we ripped the label from the drinks and sticked to our friends back with a pokemon sticky tape.
His fault for sleeping in class

Then when I got the phone call from him few hours after school finished that his been walking around Tokyo with that on the back, I felt terra bad.