Things you aren't very proud of.

[Fragony]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

[Mooks]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Your a monster.

[The Stranger]

LYNCH MOB, ASSEMBLE.

THAT WAS MY SISTER. YOU FRANKENSTEIN!

[Samurai Waki]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

[Fragony]

Hey I was 12 at most at the time, I just remembered it yesterday, not proud of it for a reason, you see it but you don't in a way.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

[InsaneApache]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

I was eating an ice cream a couple of weeks ago, when suddenly this mad Frenchman appeared and slapped my face and ran off with my cornet. I was gutted.



Way back when I was 17 I was walking home from the disco, very, very drunk, when I happened across a kiddies bike. This being about 3 AM I pinched it and rode it home. It only took me about 30 minutes instead of the normal hour and a half. I was shamelessly happy. The next day, when I awoke, I threw the bike in the canal.

Now, thirty three years later, I often think about the kid who's bike I nicked. He'll be a grown man now but he must have been very upset at having his bike purloined. If I could remember where I'd done the deed I'd go 'round and apologise, maybe buy the guy a pint.

Such is life.

[Lemur]

To give a semi-serious response to the OP (not that I'm not itching to comment on mad French ice cream thieves), when I'm feeling low I usually think about times when I have been unkind or hurt others' feelings. Then I grind over the details in my head until I feel really, really bad. This has to be my single worst habit.

[Subotan]

I've done plenty of devilish things I am proud of, including derailing a train.

But not proud of? Hmm. There was that time when I was about seven when I snapped my glasses in half, and blamed it on someone else. But he deserved it, as he had urinated on my school shorts a few days prior.

But the thing I am the least proud of is stealing an Exeggutor Pokémon Card from my best friend

[Vuk]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

lol Frag, you should have kept that to yourself. :P That is pretty horrible.

[Fragony]

Isn't like she was bleeding but she obviously made a good smack and hurt her leg, may have overdramatized as you can't find a place in the Netherlands where nobody drives by at least every 5 minutes this isn't Texas, but I don't really understand what I was thinking. Sharing it because it was on my mind all day, sometimes you don't see what's right in front of you that is kinda odd. Have done more things I regret but that was more old fashioned malice, not something this indifferent. In Denmark a girl was snatched from the streets in broad daylight for some tough love by a gang and hundreds saw it, don't feel evil over it.

[Subotan]

A minor case of Kitty Genovese syndrome then?

[Megas Methuselah]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl.

[Husar]

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl.

You don't have a heart, do you?
And where's your story?

[Hooahguy]

lsat year, i asked a certain member of these forums to do my chemistry homework for me.
as a result i got 5 extra points added to me final grade. instead of a 79 i got an 84, with no effort on my part.

[Beefy187]

I was at my friends house.
He showed me all the cool figures of his.
I really wanted one, but I didn't ask where I could get it from.

He was really nice guy and he gave me one of the figures.
But I wanted different one.
So I took them both.

I still have that figure. Silver Gundam swordsman. Its still one of my favourite

From the same guy, I also stole two or so Zoid cards.
I was 8 years old then.

Also I picked up an action figure of a Zebra two years ago in the computer lab.
I don't know whos it was but I took it. This was only two years ago..

[Raz]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.

[Thermal]

Why are you going to hell?

I am and thats not because I'm an atheist nor that I've been evil to anyone... (This isn't sarcasm either)

[seireikhaan]

My musical heritage exam...

[jabarto]

This isn't really cruel or anything like what some of you guys are posting but I'm not very proud of it nevertheless.

I went to a privatre school for grades 3-8. Every other day for every single one of those 5 years, we would play soccer at recess in a nearby field. In all those years, I only scored one goal.

And it was for the wrong team.

[Samurai Waki]

I have a strange familial trait of needing to surprise and terrorize my loved ones from time to time. I had one such urge on our anniversary a couple years ago, my wife bought a nice dress... I bought a relatively nice bottle of champagne, which I had deliberately shaken to the point where the seal was ready to burst before ever needing to uncork it. I had a change of heart early on, and decided to stow the bedeviled champagne bottle as far back in the reserve wine rack in the pantry as possible. My wife had spent all evening making dinner, and making the atmosphere as romantic as possible. She asked me what we should drink, I told her not even thinking about my earlier act of evil, that she should get one of the good bottles out of the wine rack in the pantry. I got a phone call from work, and needed to write down some information in the other room... a short time into the call I heard a large BANG it sounded like a gun had been fired, I told my boss I had to go and rushed over into the other room... my wife, the table, dinner, the cabinets was soaked with champagne. The look on Amanda's face was priceless... a mixture between shock and horror, drenched from head to toe. She looked like a wet cat. Then the tears came... I just didn't have the heart to tell her I had shook the bottle. Suffice it to say, I got off scott free... but I still feel slightly guilty over that mistake, I ruined our anniversary... still makes me laugh though.

[Fragony]

Oh common that is hilarious, I can see it happening hehe. Now my dad, he was a jerk, my mom he to pee when they were on the road, 'sure honey just do it behind the car' ->> vroooooom, on a highway. Talking about peeing, he also made me pee against an electric fence. The prick.

problem is that I got his genes, gotten me many 'what the hell was I thinking' moment, but they were all great idea's at the time.

[The Stranger]

I have a strange familial trait of needing to surprise and terrorize my loved ones from time to time. I had one such urge on our anniversary a couple years ago, my wife bought a nice dress... I bought a relatively nice bottle of champagne, which I had deliberately shaken to the point where the seal was ready to burst before ever needing to uncork it. I had a change of heart early on, and decided to stow the bedeviled champagne bottle as far back in the reserve wine rack in the pantry as possible. My wife had spent all evening making dinner, and making the atmosphere as romantic as possible. She asked me what we should drink, I told her not even thinking about my earlier act of evil, that she should get one of the good bottles out of the wine rack in the pantry. I got a phone call from work, and needed to write down some information in the other room... a short time into the call I heard a large BANG it sounded like a gun had been fired, I told my boss I had to go and rushed over into the other room... my wife, the table, dinner, the cabinets was soaked with champagne. The look on Amanda's face was priceless... a mixture between shock and horror, drenched from head to toe. She looked like a wet cat. Then the tears came... I just didn't have the heart to tell her I had shook the bottle. Suffice it to say, I got off scott free... but I still feel slightly guilty over that mistake, I ruined our anniversary... still makes me laugh though.

devil...

sounds like something i would do, if i ever did bad stuff... which i dont.