Things you aren't very proud of.

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-15-2010, 20:11

Originally Posted by Centurion1

^ resident expert of pouring out on the internet this one, id trust his word.

Haha, yeah!

**Azathoth** · 02-18-2010, 11:46

At first I was going to say that you were all terrible people, but then remembered an incident from the Winter of 2001...while in the school playground, a big kid, probably a 5th grader, threw a massive hunk of snow at me and ran off laughing with his friends, leaving me to gasp for help for 10 minutes before finally wriggling out from underneath it (by "massive I mean a foot or two in diameter); burning with rage, I hefted a large slab of solid ice, and, coming upon the blighter, chucked it into his face.

Heh, I guess I didn't cripple him or anything but blood flowed freely from a wide gash on his right cheek. I guiltily savored the stunned look on his face as I absconded from the playground with my babysitter. I'm surprised nothing ever came of it later on. I don't think I ever saw the kid again, or maybe he slipped beneath my notice...

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-19-2010, 02:12

Originally Posted by Azathoth

a big kid, probably a 5th grader, threw a massive hunk of snow at me and ran off laughing with his friends, leaving me to gasp for help for 10 minutes before finally wriggling out from underneath it (by "massive I mean a foot or two in diameter);

Lol, sounds like a good one.

**Centurion1** · 02-19-2010, 02:31

wow why feel bad you came to win. he started it you finished it. personally i feel the saying should be, "an eye for a head and a tooth fro a foot."

there wouldnt be any more shenanigans going on if that was the law.

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-19-2010, 02:38

Originally Posted by Centurion1

wow why feel bad you came to win. he started it you finished it. personally i feel the saying should be, "an eye for a head and a tooth fro a foot."

there wouldnt be any more shenanigans going on if that was the law.

I think you mean, "a head for an eye, and a foot for a tooth."

**A Very Super Market** · 02-19-2010, 02:45

When I was 8, I was absolutely enamoured with little animals. It was a strange feeling knowing that you could hold another life in your hands, and I took every chance I could to grasp a beetle, or worm, or something. Most of them were insects, because they were easy to catch and couldn't hurt you.

So the first non-insect I got to handle was my friend's sickly hamster. Se was a bit concerned for it, since it middle-aged, obese, and seemed to spend most of its time sleeping. But I convinced her to take it out of its cage and set her on the floor. It sat there and pooped (I think it was incontinent too). So she ran off to fumble around the cupboard and look for paper towels, when I got a great idea. Pick up the hamster, and it will act like a bug! And move!

Insects are small, so I usually just held them between my index and thumb, and didn't have any idea as to how to handle a hamster. I also didn't realize that hamsters weren't bugs, and that they had different physical characteristics.

So I grabbed it hard on the neck, and basically held it up and looked at it as if I was Darth Vader. For several minutes. I strangled my friend's hamster to death.

I was a selfish little kid, so I wasn't going to tell anyone that I choked a fluffy animal to death. So I dumped it back into its cage, and ran to hide. I pretended to use the washroom, so that I might have an excuse for not being at the hamster cage. And it worked. She found the dead hamster, screamed, and concluded that it did die of old age. And I just pursed my lips and stared at a wall.

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-19-2010, 02:47

Ok now that's just cruel.

**Centurion1** · 02-19-2010, 02:56

I think you mean, "a head for an eye, and a foot for a tooth."

dam you got me.

**Centurion1** · 02-19-2010, 02:58

When I was 8, I was absolutely enamoured with little animals. It was a strange feeling knowing that you could hold another life in your hands, and I took every chance I could to grasp a beetle, or worm, or something. Most of them were insects, because they were easy to catch and couldn't hurt you.

So the first non-insect I got to handle was my friend's sickly hamster. Se was a bit concerned for it, since it middle-aged, obese, and seemed to spend most of its time sleeping. But I convinced her to take it out of its cage and set her on the floor. It sat there and pooped (I think it was incontinent too). So she ran off to fumble around the cupboard and look for paper towels, when I got a great idea. Pick up the hamster, and it will act like a bug! And move!

Insects are small, so I usually just held them between my index and thumb, and didn't have any idea as to how to handle a hamster. I also didn't realize that hamsters weren't bugs, and that they had different physical characteristics.

So I grabbed it hard on the neck, and basically held it up and looked at it as if I was Darth Vader. For several minutes. I strangled my friend's hamster to death.

I was a selfish little kid, so I wasn't going to tell anyone that I choked a fluffy animal to death. So I dumped it back into its cage, and ran to hide. I pretended to use the washroom, so that I might have an excuse for not being at the hamster cage. And it worked. She found the dead hamster, screamed, and concluded that it did die of old age. And I just pursed my lips and stared at a wall.

Oh my dear god................ thats pretty bad. you go bury that within your soul son and never ever say it agian