At first I was going to say that you were all terrible people, but then remembered an incident from the Winter of 2001...while in the school playground, a big kid, probably a 5th grader, threw a massive hunk of snow at me and ran off laughing with his friends, leaving me to gasp for help for 10 minutes before finally wriggling out from underneath it (by "massive I mean a foot or two in diameter); burning with rage, I hefted a large slab of solid ice, and, coming upon the blighter, chucked it into his face.

Heh, I guess I didn't cripple him or anything but blood flowed freely from a wide gash on his right cheek. I guiltily savored the stunned look on his face as I absconded from the playground with my babysitter. I'm surprised nothing ever came of it later on. I don't think I ever saw the kid again, or maybe he slipped beneath my notice...