Things you aren't very proud of.

[Fragony]

In honor of Wakizashi devious nature

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6432..._vriendin.html

it's amazing really, a woman with a sense of humor.

[The Stranger]

You only become a saint after your death.

thats such a narrow christian point of view... in my religion you are a saint when you are chosen at birth.

[Megas Methuselah]

I don't worship saints like a polyeistic catholic.

[Thermal]

Alright, so a fellow slipped up, it happens all the time with humour, but there is no reason why you should go down with him

I have a dry sense of humour, cut it out.

[Aemilius Paulus]

I have a dry sense of humour, cut it out.

Bet a dollar to doughnut my sense of humour is even drier. Hell, ask any Taverner. The supposed quip nevertheless fails to evoke anything more promising than a blank stare. If that is amusing, then some of the things I posted in the EB Tavern are uproariously farcical...

[Olaf The Great]

Bet a dollar to doughnut my sense of humour is even drier. Hell, ask any Taverner. The supposed quip nevertheless fails to evoke anything more promising than a blank stare. If that is amusing, then some of the things I posted in the EB Tavern are uproariously farcical...

On behalf of the EB tavern, I must agree.

I am getting tired of his farcical...things.


Something I'm not proud of is having to backspace 3 times because I kept writing her instead of his.

[Megas Methuselah]

Huh?

[Centurion1]

I want to apologize on behalf of all Canadians after their big talk turned into a bigger L

*sniffle* greatest moment of my life.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I want to apologize on behalf of all Canadians after their big talk turned into a bigger L

*sniffle* greatest moment of my life.

how did this go from leaving injured women on the side of the road.....to the recent American victory over the kanucks in hockey?

p.s.: one of the best in mine too, centurion. me too.

[Megas Methuselah]

I dunno but actually reading the thread might help.

[Subotan]

Give a hoot! Read the thread!

[Myrddraal]

When I was little (~8), I got very annoyed with my brother for some forgotten reason. In hot blooded revenge I stole his cap gun and hid it under my bedside table, in order to teach him a lesson. I then promptly forgot all about it.

Several years later, in my early teens, I moved this very same bedside table to find a rusted cap gun, much smaller than I remembered it. The guilt that flooded in with the memory of what I had done was immense. I don't know why really, I've done worse things which have affected me less, perhaps because it was so petty. Humbled, I presented the cap gun to my brother with profuse apologies, who laughed in my face. He couldn't have cared less about a cap gun he'd forgotten existed several years ago.

For some reason that incident has stuck with me.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Oh! I know!

this one girl was being a total ***** and kept telling my friends i was a stalker (even though....i knew nothing about her but her name and what she told me...), and wouldnt tell me why, so she kept hanging up if i called or if my friends called and i asked, so i deleted her myspace account. not really guilty about it, but i've always thought about how it effected her.

[Beefy187]

She liked you.

[pevergreen]

She liked you.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER"

She must be in love with me!

[Centurion1]

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER"

She must be in love with me!

unassailable logic.

[Megas Methuselah]

...she kept hanging up if i called-

Lmao. You musta really been stalkin the poor girl.

[Centurion1]

this will be derailed into a PI girl thread.

dude you never ever ever call high school chicks. you let them come to you first. hold the reins brother. trust me on this the only type of female i understand is the one in high school.

[Prussian to the Iron]

this will be derailed into a PI girl thread.

dude you never ever ever call high school chicks. you let them come to you first. hold the reins brother. trust me on this the only type of female i understand is the one in high school.

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.


and even though i know the post sounds like i was, i tihnk most of you know well enough that i wouldnt do that. in fact, i'm probably the kind of guy who would rather play call of duty than stalk a girl.

[pevergreen]

Dude, multitask. Do both at the same time.

I'm able to hold up a game of Left4Dead2, while discussing how one friend's christian beliefs are outdated and talking with another friend about the guy she wants to boink.

[Centurion1]

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.


and even though i know the post sounds like i was, i tihnk most of you know well enough that i wouldnt do that. in fact, i'm probably the kind of guy who would rather play call of duty than stalk a girl.

oh dear god. the .org has let you down if your listening to some 16 year olds.

[Centurion1]

Dude, multitask. Do both at the same time.

I'm able to hold up a game of Left4Dead2, while discussing how one friend's christian beliefs are outdated and talking with another friend about the guy she wants to boink.

weak talk to me when you can do that and boink a girl at the same time.

[pevergreen]

If i can find one that will think about me in that way, the you bet. Aint easy for a gamer to score buddy. Once the console gaming bar opens later this month, maybe i'll get some action.

[Strike For The South]

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.
.

I love you

[Centurion1]

If i can find one that will think about me in that way, the you bet. Aint easy for a gamer to score buddy. Once the console gaming bar opens later this month, maybe i'll get some action.

so not an excuse anymore. dude gaming is so commonplace your weird if you dont.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh dear god. the .org has let you down if your listening to some 16 year olds.

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage, current high school girls.especially the cheerleaders i always find out are cheerleaders after i've decided to ask them out, whch makes it waaaaay harder. sorry

I love you

i love you too SFTS, me too

[Centurion1]

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage, current high school girls.especially the cheerleaders i always find out are cheerleaders after i've decided to ask them out, whch makes it waaaaay harder. sorry

i was kidding.

dude cheerleaders at my school are all ugly...... no i dont know why.

[Prussian to the Iron]

dude cheerleaders at my school are all ugly...... no i dont know why.

lucky! just about every even semi-good looking girl at our school is a cheerleader and subsequently extremely popular.

[Centurion1]

lucky! just about every even semi-good looking girl at our school is a cheerleader and subsequently extremely popular.

dude stereotype the hotties all play sports. like soccer lacrosse softball, tennis it keeps them trim.

just because they are cheerleaders doesnt mean they aren;t popular bro, though that doesnt matter for me in most cases.

[Beskar]

Living under a monarchy.