Valentines day!

[Veho Nex]

If you are reading this, I ask you what the heck? You should be with your loved one(s) and going out to have a fancy date or something while the kids do their own or are with a baby sitter. If you are like me and have no one to share affection with, then I wish you all a happy valentines day, enjoy it while it last.

To all the female orgahs out there, Will you be my valentine?

[Centurion1]

I have a date in approximately 5 hours and 17 minutes. Honestly, i'd rather not go because the last time i saw her...... ah well never mind.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Frack, this is my most unfavourite day. I am asexual, and I always view anything having to do with love in a very pessimistic and cynical manner. Valentine's Day - when all the men worth their testesterone do their best to lay a woman...

Or, as the Onion says - 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day :

"We all want to look good and feel desirable, but it's important to keep things in perspective," Spaulding said. "In the end, you want people to love your pubic region for what's inside, not just for how it looks

"If I trim the shrubs, the tree looks bigger," said Jeremy Wertz of Boise, ID, standing in front of his hall mirror with a pair of scissors taken from his employer's supply closet. "See? Worth the itching, if you ask me."
"Bzzzzzzzz," he added. "Timber!"

[GeneralHankerchief]

Last year I celebrated the day with a rousing game of Axis & Allies with my friends. No plans yet for this year's festivities.

[Viking]

If you are reading this, I ask you what the heck? You should be with your loved one(s) and going out to have a fancy date or something while the kids do their own or are with a baby sitter. If you are like me and have no one to share affection with, then I wish you all a happy valentines day, enjoy it while it last.

To all the female orgahs out there, Will you be my valentine?

Do you mean people actually celebrate this day? If, so, I've just been victim for another culture shock.

[Csargo]

stupid day.

[pevergreen]

Happy Single's Appreciation Day!

[Aemilius Paulus]

Do you mean people actually celebrate this day? If, so, I've just been victim for another culture shock.

Don't be naive . What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day . Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in

[Centurion1]

Don't be naive . What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day . Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in

don't you be naive. at our age women are much more ah.... giving. why just this last thursday. well never mind.

just got back from a date by the by. boring as hell to be honest though i did get to see an old friend which was a bit of a bonus.

[Aemilius Paulus]

don't you be naive. at our age women are much more ah.... giving. .

Yeah, that is true. You'd think that would be good for most men, but it also means that the STIs spread much faster - prolly better wait until a less 'giving' girl 'gives' than to wait outside the doctor's office after snagging a more 'generous' gal

[Centurion1]

Yeah, that is true. You'd think that would be good for most men, but it also means that the STIs spread much faster - prolly better wait until a less 'giving' girl 'gives' than to wait outside the doctor's office after snagging a more 'generous' gal

Oh my dear boy but thats the beauty of our age bracket most women dont have std's yet..... plus i am rather picky.

[Viking]

Don't be naive . What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day . Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in

No, for real. It is something from teh cartoons.

Same thing could have been said about Halloween earlier, but commercial forces have made sure this event has gotten imported such that they could get those extra $ (and provide kids with an excuse to throw eggs).

[Fragony]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

[Megas Methuselah]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

There was a lot of desperate girls on Saturday night, the day before valentine's. I know you took advantage of it, too.

[The Stranger]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

yeah... a jerk off. you can also call it that. jerk off day and go have some fun boy!