Let's all join the National Guard!!!

[Aemilius Paulus]

That's some sad s-word, man.

Yeah, I'd go Digital Somalian on that one, just to spite the US Army, despite the fact it is free

Shoot, will they insta-draft me, or just sue me for a mere 1.5 million USD?

EDIT: OK, this is most unfunny. The Bay is full of America's Army. Hot darn, some people really do have a grudge...

EDIT2: I hope the use of the veiled terms for the purposes of humour is permitted, if not I will remove the references