gatorade, skittles, and tootsie rolls

[Aemilius Paulus]

i like to eat a big handful all at once. its like an explosion of flavor.

Ha, I am the opposite. I nibble slowly on the M&Ms to make them last. Better for your health... I hate to be called a health nut due to the general beliefs of the so-called group, but still...

of course i chugged a bowl of salsa when i was 2......

What passes for as 'salsa' in the US, or probably most European nations as well is as spicy as... Well, not spicy at all. For a connoisseur of Tabasco and real Habanero, the sorry mass-produced imitations, as any prepared food for that matter, are fine-tuned for the palates of the average to widen the market. On average, most people do not gobble up habaneros, much to their good (yah, I know, the liver is not harmed, but still, a figure of speech..). Anyhow, I hope that salsa was not home-made, as I suspect. And in Texas, home-made.... Argh, poor boy.

Funny how everyone on the 'Net is full of amazing stories, eh?

[HoreTore]

Ha, I am the opposite. I nibble slowly on the M&Ms to make them last. Better for your health... I hate to be called a health nut due to the general beliefs of the so-called group, but still...

What passes for as 'salsa' in the US, or probably most European nations as well is as spicy as... Well, not spicy at all. For a connoisseur of Tabasco and real Habanero, the sorry mass-produced imitations, as any prepared food for that matter, are fine-tuned for the palates of the average to widen the market. On average, most people do not gobble up habaneros, much to their good (yah, I know, the liver is not harmed, but still, a figure of speech..). Anyhow, I hope that salsa was not home-made, as I suspect. And in Texas, home-made.... Argh, poor boy.

Funny how everyone on the 'Net is full of amazing stories, eh?

That's why we have muslim immigration, we now have full access to incredibly spicy kebab!

[Hosakawa Tito]

You want to have some real candy fun? Go with these Jelly Belly favorites, and offer them to your friends.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

My Captain's secretary at work keeps a candy dish on her desk. Captain Tightwad used to help himself by the handful, never donating any $ of course. She mentioned this to me one day, so being the generous person I am, I bought her a bag of these Jelly Belly mixed flavors to put in the dish. For some reason, it seems the Captain is now on a diet or just lost his taste for candy.