Then there were None [Concluded]

**Thermal** · 03-06-2010, 20:49

Moby the Merchant, a good old chap I am, I can tell you a tell or two and play the violin!

Unlike you gentlemen, I have no stomach for war, but much prefer keeping tabs on the good old currency and how to get more of it, honestly of course...

I am a traveling fish enthusiast, in order to make myself a fortune on tuna I aim to see my good old friend, who tells me he as seafood surplus, leftover prawns can only give one a foul mood!

**johnhughthom** · 03-06-2010, 20:56

Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

I am traveling to a fish market, in order to make myself a fortune on tuna.

Oh what a fascinating story, come sit beside me and I will tell you a tale of a man who tried to open a tuna stall but wasn't able to get his business off the ground. Do you know why he failed? No? Because he was a Scot! A ha. A ha ha ha.

**Methos** · 03-06-2010, 21:54

I'll be away the majority of the day on Sunday and I won't have internet access.

**Centurion1** · 03-06-2010, 22:15

Hello old beans. I am the Lord Duke of Cornwall. out for a jaunt with the missus when this blighter showed up and took me for flippidy do. Im right bloody peeved I am. Well now that im here i would love to hear how all you old chaps and chappeses managed to scrounge up this entire bother.

**Winston Hughes** · 03-07-2010, 00:25

Originally Posted by Centurion1

I am the Lord Earl of Cornwall.

A Welshman?

Dear me, Oliver, what on earth were you thinking inviting these people?

Between the swarthy foreigners and the unkempt proles, one hardly knows where to rest one's eyes.

**Thermal** · 03-07-2010, 00:07

Originally Posted by johnhughthom

Oh what a fascinating story, come sit beside me and I will tell you a tale of a man who tried to open a tuna stall but wasn't able to get his business off the ground. Do you know why he failed? No? Because he was a Scot! A ha. A ha ha ha.

Oh, the hilarity!

As you can see, I changed my story, good old amnesia strikes again chap, blasted disease!

So, whats the story Sir Killington?

**johnhughthom** · 03-07-2010, 00:17

Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

So, whats the story Sir Killington?

Oh well, um you see.... Thing is... OK OK I'll tell you what happened... Ummmm, errr. He was a Scot? That was the joke... Get it?

**Secura** · 03-07-2010, 00:24

Originally Posted by johnhughthom

Oh well, um you see.... Thing is... OK OK I'll tell you what happened... Ummmm, errr. He was a Scot? That was the joke... Get it?

Gosh, you're such a buzz kill... :3

**Centurion1** · 03-07-2010, 00:28

subotan im american we dont believ ein a monarchy, therefore i am showing my disdain by not give a realistic title to my character.

but since there are so many british orgahs ill change it to duke.

*waits for the backlash*

**johnhughthom** · 03-07-2010, 00:32

OK Mr Killer guy, heres the thing. I have totally used up all the mileage I have with this Buzz Killington character. If you could kill me soon it would be much appreciated. Using somebody who appeared like two times on a tv show probably wasn't the smartest idea I've ever had.

**Winston Hughes** · 03-07-2010, 00:36

Originally Posted by Centurion1

subotan im american we dont believ ein a monarchy, therefore i am showing my disdain by not give a realistic title to my character.

but since there are so many british orgahs ill change it to duke.

*waits for the backlash*

A titled American? Who ever heard of such nonsense? This man is clearly an imposter!

Butler? Go upstairs to my luggage, and fetch me down my portable gallows, there's a good chap.

Originally Posted by johnhughthom

OK Mr Killer guy, heres the thing. I have totally used up all the mileage I have with this Buzz Killington character. If you could kill me soon it would be much appreciated. Using somebody who appeared like two times on a tv show probably wasn't the smartest idea I've ever had.

Oh dear... You Americans are rather capricious, aren't you?

It's all down to a lack of proper breeding and tradition, I'm sure.