Oh what a fascinating story, come sit beside me and I will tell you a tale of a man who tried to open a tuna stall but wasn't able to get his business off the ground. Do you know why he failed? No? Because he was a Scot! A ha. A ha ha ha.
Oh, the hilarity! As you can see, I changed my story, good old amnesia strikes again chap, blasted disease!
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