Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
I've had this issue ever since my wife left me for a shoemaker, whilst nailing my foot to a coffin...long story I dare say...

If the lady accepts your apologies, then all is forgiven, if not, then it seems we cannot be friends, as I do not want to be nailed to a coffin again!

Did I mention she tried to drown me? I don't know how I managed to get on this boat after the experience...

But shhh, you'll wake the babies

breaks down*
Brandy helps ease the pain