Need a good catch phrase.

[Beefy187]

One of my parents works at a company which owns a massage salon.
Apparently they need a catchy advertising phrase something along the line of "good health and good sleep"

And since none of them are English speakers, they're asking me to come up with something... Even though I have nothing to do with the company... (Its my uncles company but.. )

If you guys fail me, you'll be forced to witness either a extremely poor advert done by me, or Engrish advert when you visit Tokyo. You don't want that would you

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Anyways, if you guys could inspire me with something, it will be really appreciated.

[miotas]

What's the name of the place?

[Beefy187]

"Hot Hands"

[Fragony]

here's the rub

[Subotan]

"Sleep like a log"?

[pevergreen]

"Hot Hands"

Our hands warm you in your coldest places.

[Gregoshi]

Visit Hot Hands and relax amidst the palms.

[Fragony]

Maybe you should just copy what is on just about every asian massage saloon here;

NO SEX

liars

[Subotan]

Visit Hot Hands and relax amidst the palms.

We have a winner

[Thermal]

Beauty for the Best

Revitalize your Temple

Massage your Visage

Hands as Soft as Precious Sands

Bring Your Body To Life

We'll make you feel pampered, you'll leave feeling tampered.

[Meneldil]

The Man choses, the Slave obeys?

[Samurai Waki]

If an erection lasts for more than four hours please call your doctor right away.

[Centurion1]

The Daimyo's Desire.

eh eh

[Subotan]

Ronin's Rubbings

[Centurion1]

eta's envy

heehee