EU President has the charisma of a damp rag

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

It seems that PVC and IA have answered your question very satisfactorily, so i will limit myself to your ancillary question: We're British, we don't go in for Zionist conspiracy theories like you excitable foreign types. :)

True, we engineered the original Zionist Conspiracy, after all.