Cute Wolf 20:58 03-01-2010
Originally Posted by Hooahguy:
a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.
remember the 10 commandments my friend, especially the 7th commandments.....
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
Kids these days no patience
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
Kids these days no patience
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to sabotage him bro.
Cute Wolf 06:26 03-02-2010
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck...
Poor ACIN
Originally Posted by
Cute Wolf:
From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck... 
Poor ACIN
Yeah, I learned that the hard way with my ex.
ACIN...has an ex?
Major Robert Dump 10:37 03-02-2010
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
Scienter 13:25 03-02-2010
Originally Posted by
Lemur:
I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up. Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?
Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.
I had to look this up, too. I think I lost a few IQ points. I gotta side with
Lemur here. Don't watch her show just to have something in common with her. If you hate it, and try to talk about it with her, she'll be able to tell unless she's really dense. Or, it just might confuse her. If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious.
There have to be other shows she likes. Movies? Music? Books?
Scienter 13:27 03-02-2010
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump:
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
Hey TinCow, you might want to go get tested...
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump:
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
you could just hit it and quit it.
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.
And they say romance is dead... :P
I think that guys name sums up perfectly what he is.
Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
Originally Posted by
Hooahguy:
ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before
.
Not only should you watch that show, you should also discuss which male Hollywood actor is the sexiest, and you should clearly express your distaste for mice and spiders.
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump:
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
After looking up the show on Wikipedia, I am in complete agreement.
Originally Posted by Secura:
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses,
extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.
Come on Dick Masterson! you are a beautiful precious flower on the inside, be true to yourself and embrace who you really are!
Originally Posted by bobbin:
Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.
If that's the case then he might enjoy getting touched by a phallic object such as a bargepole.
Originally Posted by
Scienter:
If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious. 
Originally Posted by Subotan:
ACIN...has an ex?
Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.
Originally Posted by Secura:
And they say romance is dead... :P
My history books says it was collateral damage from when chivalry was killed.
Sasaki Kojiro 02:11 03-03-2010
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump:
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
Perfect.
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.
And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.
Originally Posted by Subotan:
And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.
yeah, PI if you want some real advice let me give you some first hand:
1. Don't be a ****.
2. Don't be a ****.
3. Don't be a ****.
4. Don't break up with a girl pretending like the entire thing meant nothing and that all that time spent was one long piece of time wasted filled with an annoyance of a person.
CountArach 10:43 03-04-2010
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump:
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
MRD, you are truly the funniest member on these boards, bar none
Originally Posted by Secura:
Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
Pah. We all know women
love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not
ugly creepy.
Originally Posted by
jabarto:
Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's not ugly creepy. 
you rang
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
you rang
I laughed at this, I admit.
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
Originally Posted by Secura:
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
The idea that women eventually get tired of the bad ones and go for the good is the only hope I've got.
Originally Posted by
jabarto:
The idea that women eventually get tired of the bad ones and go for the good is the only hope I've got. 
And it's the idea that men eventually get tired of the girls who put out at the drop of the price of a bottle of Lambrini that is the hope of some women. Go figure. :>
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