manliness question

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

So you have nothing in common, you just want to get into her pants.

More dog-like than manly, that.

Notwithstanding, if you have nothing in common your personality will not impress her. So, I suggest flipping car tyres, beating up bullies, that sort of thing.

Something involving a sledgehammer maybe?

[Hooahguy]

So you have nothing in common, you just want to get into her pants.

well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.

[Lemur]

I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up. Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?

Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.

[Hooahguy]

im not looking for a relationship. im almost done with high school, and we'll be off on our separate ways.

[Scienter]

I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up. Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?

Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.

I had to look this up, too. I think I lost a few IQ points. I gotta side with Lemur here. Don't watch her show just to have something in common with her. If you hate it, and try to talk about it with her, she'll be able to tell unless she's really dense. Or, it just might confuse her. If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious.

There have to be other shows she likes. Movies? Music? Books?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.

Well, just take her out to a movie then; spend a little money on her. I don't personally condone dating girls just for necking and nooky but if that's what you want, and she's game, then it won't be hard. Either she's up for it, in which case she'll judge you on your looks, or she isn't up for it, in which case no ammount of effort will get you anywhere.

If you really are just in it for sex, that is.

Also, Glee is perfectly acceptable evening fare, provided you don't take it seriously.

Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.

[Megas Methuselah]

Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.

[Hosakawa Tito]

You need advice from Mr. Manly. Now follow along in your Manly Manual page 4562 and....

[Fragony]

No, just no.

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

//takes out garbage

[bobbin]

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

I think that guys name sums up perfectly what he is.

[Secura]

Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.

I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

[Cute Wolf]

a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.

remember the 10 commandments my friend, especially the 7th commandments.....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

No offense... don't get me wrong hooah... just reminding you not to be caught by her ultra-orthodox parents, or you'll found yourself married before 20...

[a completely inoffensive name]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

[Strike For The South]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

Kids these days no patience

[a completely inoffensive name]

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

Kids these days no patience

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to sabotage him bro.

[Secura]

you could just hit it and quit it.

Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.

And they say romance is dead... :P

[Cute Wolf]

Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.

From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck...

Poor ACIN

[a completely inoffensive name]

From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck...

Poor ACIN

Yeah, I learned that the hard way with my ex.

[Subotan]

In all serious, make a deal with her. Watch this show, on condition that she watches one of your favourite shows with you (Obviously, you'll have to pick one that she might like, not "Super Flying Israeli Tank Adventures")

[Louis VI the Fat]

Come on, Hooah's only eighteen. He doesn't need to marry this girl. He's only trying to get to make out with her. He's a nice guy, we'll assume he takes a shower every day, so what's so wrong about his having a teen crush on some girl. Always, always respect a girl, in every aspect, respect her boundaries, and respect her before and after she told you off. Other than that, it's fair game.


Does the shiksa(?) know you want to get into her pants? Girls are fascinated by guys who want them. Well, not the wolf-whistling, I'd-hit-on-anything-with-a-skirt type. But all around nice guys who would by any 'objective' standard be a logical match, yes.
Don't watch some silly show. That's her life already. Offer her something new, something exciting. Drag her into your world, show her a good time, and don't pretend that you do not want to get into her pants. On the contrary, make sure she knows that there is nothing in the whole world you find more attractive, covet more, than her.

[Gregoshi]

Psi. It probably won't matter one Iota in your potential relationship, but don't throw in the Tau yet. Watch the show. You never know, you might become her Alpha Dog and her Omega Man.

[Megas Methuselah]

Hey, it's all cool. A girl made me watch Grey's Anatomy for a while, but the thing is: you have to dispell all hatred of the show while watching. Try to convince your mind that you actually enjoy the damn thing. Try to enjoy the "funny" parts, but don't laugh too loudly. Try a manly chuckle, instead.

[Hooahguy]

Does the shiksa(?) know you want to get into her pants? Girls are fascinated by guys who want them. Well, not the wolf-whistling, I'd-hit-on-anything-with-a-skirt type. But all around nice guys who would by any 'objective' standard be a logical match, yes.
Don't watch some silly show. That's her life already. Offer her something new, something exciting. Drag her into your world, show her a good time, and don't pretend that you do not want to get into her pants. On the contrary, make sure she knows that there is nothing in the whole world you find more attractive, covet more, than her.

a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.

[Louis VI the Fat]

maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?

That's it, yeah. She needs to see you torture your guitar, not watching girlie shows.

[Centurion1]

well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.

we are in high school it is in fact notoriously easy.