StarWars: Return of the Sith [Concluded]

[Sasaki Kojiro]

May the force be with us.

Who needs the force, I'll just shoot you all with my light saver.

[Secura]

Who needs the force, I'll just shoot you all with my light saver.

Didn't Darth Vader deflect blaster bolts with his hands in Empire?

We would be honoured if you would join us us, and all that jazz.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Who needs the force, I'll just shoot you all with my light saver.

My light saver shoots more accurately than yours.

[TheFlax]

ATPG shot first.

And yes, there is nothing like a good night's sleep to make you ready to investigate a piece of history.

[Thermal]

I got some MADDDDD skills yo.

[TinCow]

And yes, there is nothing like a good night's sleep to make you ready to investigate a piece of history.

History? Star Wars takes place in the futurepast. We are investigating the neo-history of the future ancestors! This will have been the greatest discovery in what once will be regarded as the future greatest age of the ancient descendants of the yestermorrow. All verb tenses will have previously been bowing before the lost might of the future perfect progressive! None but the Rancor Jedi will have had a soon-knowing of the unforgotten discoveries of the formerly-infinite endginning!

[TheFlax]

History? Star Wars takes place in the futurepast. We are investigating the neo-history of the future ancestors! This will have been the greatest discovery in what once will be regarded as the future greatest age of the ancient descendants of the yestermorrow. All verb tenses will have previously been bowing before the lost might of the future perfect progressive! None but the Rancor Jedi will have had a soon-knowing of the unforgotten discoveries of the formerly-infinite endginning!

I now fear the Rancor Jedi, he knows too much.

[Niklas]

I'm a harmless little noob padawan out of the gate.

[Yaropolk]

Who needs the force, I'll just shoot you all with my light saver.

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

[Jolt]

I am the Star Wars Kid, a Jedi Master who will bring great unbalance to the force.

[Subotan]

Thanks Sasaki, I just spent two hours trawling through Wookiepedia learning about the Clone Wars and the Confederate Army. It's fascinating, but totally useless.

[Secura]

Thanks Sasaki, I just spent two hours trawling through Wookiepedia learning about the Clone Wars and the Confederate Army. It's fascinating, but totally useless.

Wookieepedia is like Encyclopedia Dramatica; you go to look for one thing and then the next thing you know hours have passed, the day has turned into night and all you've learned about it walking carpets and green midgets with speech impediments. :P

[Askthepizzaguy]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of epic win.

[Subotan]

ED is only useful as a meme dictionary. Uncyclopedia is far superior for the kind of thing you're talking about.

[Beskar]

I am the Star Wars Kid, a Jedi Master who will bring great unbalance to the force.

I totally believe you. I believe you are infact, Star Wars Kid.

[Andres]

I don't care about light savers, Schwartz, Rancor Jedi and what not. I'm the sexiest of the entire crew. Catch me if you can!

*** winks playfully and runs off, but not before revealing a glimpse of her delicious "qualities" ***

[Choxorn]

The same is true of pretty much any Wiki.

Also, ATPG, I demand you go find that picture of Jabba the Hutt and start posting it in some posts.

[/lurker]

[Beefy187]

I don't care about light savers, Schwartz, Rancor Jedi and what not. I'm the sexiest of the entire crew. Catch me if you can!

*** winks playfully and runs off, but not before revealing a glimpse of her delicious "qualities" ***

I sense disturbance in the force... (Don't tempt the Jedis!)

[Askthepizzaguy]

The same is true of pretty much any Wiki.

Also, ATPG, I demand you go find that picture of Jabba the Hutt and start posting it in some posts.

[/lurker]

I may be forced to roleplay as Jabba the Hutt this game, by popular demand. I am not saying that I am, I am just saying that the masses demand it since my recent antics as the Bloated Councilor, Pizza the Hutt, in a CFC game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm here I guess.

Greyblades is Emperor Palpatine. This is just his way of pretending he's not interested. Kill the Greyblades with our blue and green ones!

[Diana Abnoba]

I would think light savers wouldn't shoot at all. So this means neither of you guys are any threat at all.

[Jolt]

I totally believe you. I believe you are infact, Star Wars Kid.

This man knows me thouroughly.

Notice how I easily deflect all incoming laser shot from the elite squad of bounty hunters.

[Diana Abnoba]

Yes Jolt very ummm...impressive.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would think light savers wouldn't shoot at all. So this means neither of you guys are any threat at all.

Clearly you underestimate the power of the sweet tooth.

[Csargo]

I may be forced to roleplay as Jabba the Hutt this game, by popular demand. I am not saying that I am, I am just saying that the masses demand it since my recent antics as the Bloated Councilor, Pizza the Hutt, in a CFC game.

I demand this.

[Beskar]

I love Sigurd.

[Csargo]

I love Sigurd.

wow

[Sigurd]

Round 1

Day

As night time nears, the search party starts retreating to the quarters found in the many quarter decks.
There are so many of them that people are spread over great distances.
The Jedi Leader makes a note that this is something that they would need to fix first thing tomorrow. Right now they were all exhausted after all the walking and searching. Only the emergency lighting was on as they haven’t been able to power up the main power plant.

Somewhere else on the ship two Jedi Masters woke up with a start. They had felt a change in their very being. Something was calling to them. They immediately started meditating to calm their startled emotions. A presence filled them with great joy and peace and the calling had them leave their quarters to a special room…

In one of the empty corridors the Jedi Knight Jacen Solo strolled towards his chosen sleeping cabin. It had indeed been a long day with many impressions. This ship was indeed well made and a true sign of Imperial craftsmanship. He was already exited about tomorrow and what other wonders he would stumble in to.

He was nearing his sleeping quarter when he felt a looming presence approaching from one of the side hallways. It was too dark to get a clear view of who it was, but it was clearly a person walking with confident steps towards him. This person was shrouded in a dark cloak and he couldn’t tell who it was.
Again he felt an impression of danger and he reacted accordingly and the green hue of his lightsaber filled the corridor. A menacing cackle came from the cloaked being as it got nearer to Jacen. “Stop right there, do not take a step further!!” The cloaked creature didn’t stop and replied: “He, He, He… Do you really thing that puny lightsaber is going to stop me?” The creature stretched his hand out and Jacen felt the air empty out of his lungs. He panicked and dropped his lightsaber which went out and brought them back into darkness. The creature continued: “You Jedi Knights with your plasma toys, Do you not realize that you have so much more potential than mere saber wielding? Time will change my friend, but sadly you will not see it.” And with those words, Jacen felt his windpipe break and utter darkness enveloped him.

At another location on the Star Destroyer, X2 the Jedi initiate had just left his friends to find something to eat before turning in. Even though this ship was ancient, some food stuff must be lying about.
He had just turned a corner when he came upon a cloaked person standing in the middle of the corridor waiting. He must be a Jedi Knight since he had a lightsaber burning in his hands. But why would he have it powered on? And why had it such a reddish hue? As far as he knew, there were no working red crystals for lightsabers. Well, that was what he had been told anyway.
The cloaked person boomed: “Going somewhere initiate?” X2 was quick to answer: “ I was looking for something to eat.” The cloaked person replied: “ I think this is the end of your search. As soon as he had said that, the creature jumped at X2 with a twirl and a following sound of a lighsaber power swoosh. On the floor at the cloaked creature’s feet, lay a headless body.

The next morning the leader of the expedition was met with frustrated Jedi members in one of the hallways.
When he inquired he learned that two of their crew had died mysteriously during the night.
He issued an order to gather all the crew members in one of the adjacent auditoriums.
His premonitions were as he had feared. This ship carried a grave danger to the universe and he greatly feared what he had to do next.

When the crew had gathered, all 38 of them he announced: "I am sorry to say that one of last night’s victims were decapitated with a lightsaber." "That means someone with access to one killed the innocent initiate X2 last night, and that one sits here among us."
"Jacen Solo were also found dead – but his cause of death is unsure. It seems like he died from lack of air, but we are not sure."

"Someone in here is a killer and it would be a Jedi Knight or Master as they are the only one’s carrying such a weapon."
"Which reminds me.. Jade Skywalker. Could you come forward please?"
"We are a Jedi Knight short after the death of Jacen Solo." "You have been found adept enough to receive the honorific title of Jedi Knight."
"Do you accept?"
Jade smiled and curtsied: "Of course!!"
"Here is the lightsaber of Jacen. Take good care of it."

"Now… we need to sit down and find out who did this deed. We shall not leave this auditorium before we have found the culprit. This culprit will then be led to one of the airlocks and thrown out into space. I am sorry but this is the way we need to handle this if my premonitions are correct. We are all in grave danger people. And we need to rid ourselves of this threat."

"Go ahead and vote thus if you believe you know who did it:"
Vote: [Player]

"If you change your mind and want to vote another, do this."
Unvote, vote: [another player]

You have around 24 hours, I will be back around 00:00 hours (GMT+1) tomorrow the 13th of April
There better be a candidate by then.

Killed:
1. Beefy187
2. Husar

Alive:

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a completely inoffensive name
A Very Super Market
Andres
Askthepizzaguy
atheotes
autolycus
Belisarius II
Beskar
Captain Blackadder
Centurion1
Chaotix
Csargo
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ibn-Khaldun
johnhughthom
Jolt
Joooray
Kagemusha
Khazaar
Lord Winter
Methos
Niklas
pevergreen
Psychonaut
Renata
Sasaki Kojiro
Secura
Subotan
TheFlax
Thermal Mercury
TinCow
White_eyes:D
Winston Hughes
Yaropolk
Yaseikhaan

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote:Niklas

You'd better explain yourself.

[Kagemusha]

Whom ever you are.Come challenge me and il deal you with my light shaver.And also vote: Sasaki as he is clearly guilty