Daggers in the Night [Concluded]

[Greyblades]

My name is "Eany meany miney mo"?

Is that a joke or an honest question?

[Andres]

Day 2 - Conclusion

The day started with fierce debates. Some were more talkative than others... Some were deemed too talkative. Others refused to talk because some were too talkative.

Most just listened to the stand-up comedy radio broadcasts.

The day was nearing its' end when the votes were counted.

A quiet man, sitting in a dark corner lifted his head up in amazement when his name was mentioned. He looked a bit confused.

The Naib looked at him and said softly and gentle: "Csargo. Can you come forward, please? You know this has to be done."

In complete silence, Csargo stood up, his facial expression emotionless. He bowed for his Naib and waited patiently for what was going to happen.

Several minutes passed and nothing happened. Some daggers started to cough. The Naib seemed to wait. When more people started to cough, the Naib just turned around and started to read the interesting magazine "Good Housekeeping".

The daggers were very curious to see what their Naib had in mind for the lynch. Surely, this was going to be something special, the inspiration coming from "Good Housekeeping" and all...

Secura looked up from the magazine and switched on the television to watch a cooking program and "Extreme Make-over".

A few daggers grew impatiently. Others were wondering what this was all about? Would she housekeep the lynchee? Or would she cook him after an extreme make over? The suspense was becoming unbearable.

"Are you going to kill him through pure boredom?" one asked jokingly, but most were eagerly looking forward to the spectacle.

The Naib stayed calm, switched off the tele and started to read "Womens' Weekly", followed by "Cosmopolitan", "Vogue" and "InStyle". Sipping at her coffee, she looked at other interesting magazines...

"Hey! Are you still going to execute me or what?" Csargo said, so outraged at the lack of attention that he finally decided to speak.

Secura started to blush and stared at her feet.

"Well... Ehm, I'm sorry to say so, but I didn't prepare..."

"See! That's what you get when you put a woman in power! Cooking programs and fashion magazines, but doing some actual work, oh no! Bah!"

"Watch your tongue, you misogynist pathetic excuse for a caveman," a female dagger yelled.

"Ehm, Csargo, is it ok if I would just slice your throat?"

"I was hoping for something more exciting, but yeah, whatever," Csargo answered, hardly managing to hide his disappointment.

Secura stood up, drew here dagger and pierced it through Csargo's throat, killing him mercifully within seconds.

A man coughed. "Ehm, Naib, shouldn't you put a wooden stake through his heart or decapicate him or something like that, since, well, you know, we are looking for a vampire."

Secura blushed again.

"Oh yes, silly me. Quick before he stands up again!"

She took a wooden stake and a hammer and finished the job, be it a bit clumsy. The daggers sitting in front, didn't appreciate being covered in blood.

Embarrased, she looked at the daggers. "I'm so sorry, I'm still new at this. I promise I'll do better tomorrow." She paused. "Assuming he wasn't our vampire, of course." She giggled softly and left the cave rather quickly.

The gathered daggers felt a bit uncomfortable. One by one, they left the cave.

***

Tally:

Csargo: 9 (Scienter, 'khaan, Methos, GH, TS, Sasaki, Chaotix, Renata, ATPG)

The Stranger: 5 (pevergreen, YLC, TinCow, Diana Abnoba, Niklas)
Askthepizzaguy: 2 (Greyblades, Ibn-Khaldun)
Niklas: 2 (Beefy187, Beskar)
Chaotix: 2 (Peasant Phill, Captain Blackadder)
Centurion1: 2 (Romanic, atheotes)
Sasaki Kojiro: 1 (Double A)
Double A: 1 (Centurion1)
splitpersonality: 1 (Kukrikhan)

abstain: 2 (TheFlax, Jolt)
Not voting: 11 (johnhughthom, Kagemusha, Secura (Naib), White_Eyes:D, slashandburn, AVSM, Joooray, Seon, Psychonaut, Csargo, splitpersonality)

***

Alive (37)

1. Askthepizzaguy
2. TheFlax
3. Niklas
4. Renata
5. Sasaki Kojiro
6. Beskar
7. Diana Abnoba
8. Double A
9. TinCow
10. atheotes
11. The Stranger
12. GH
13. Methos
14. Ibn-Khaldun
15. spL1tp3r50naL1ty
16. Romanic
17. Captain Blackadder
18. Jolt
19. Psychonaut
20. Greyblades
21. YLC
22. Peasant Phill
23. Seon
24. Chaotix
25. Joooray
26. AVSM
27. slashandburn
28. Kukrikhan
29. White_Eyes:D
30. Beefy187
31. Secura
32. Kagemusha
33. Centurion1
34. pevergreen
35. 'khaan
36. johnhughthom
37. Scienter

Killed (2)

autolycus
Yaropolk

Lynched (1)
Csargo

WoG (0)

***

It's now night. PM's please. Night will last for +/- 24 hours.

[Renata]

TS needs to die tomorrow. This comment is scummy, and looking back, Renata's comment is scummy too.

It's always scummy to say you think someone's a townie on day one. Glad you noticed.

Edit: also -- hee.

[Secura]

Nevermind, read the PM.

[Centurion1]

great our great naib giggles like a schoolgirl........

grrr fear us!!!!!

[The Stranger]

u dont have to tell me. i know very well how sasaki plays! :P i remember capo 1 forever... that damn wolf tricked the entire town. and i had him, but no one believed me :S

[Askthepizzaguy]

Suddenly I feel disenfranchised for being a big dirty hairy caveman in this female-dominated society.

If anyone needs me, I'll be painting my fingernails and having a good cry.

[The Stranger]

can i go with you to the bathroom?

[Diana Abnoba]

Oh, come on Andres, your making us women look bad. 2010 is the time of your game, we can be bad too.

[Secura]

I requested a different method of execution but my PM was too late and Andres had already written something else... so that's what we got.

Sorry, ladies. :/

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, come on Andres, your making us women look bad. 2010 is the time of your game, we can be bad too.

Not if you don't send in bad writeups on time.

[Double A]

The lords of random move in mysterious ways.

Since when was I a part of this conversation?

i wonder who died? and made SASAKI boss???

TS is quickly falling down the hole of joker-dom.

[Beskar]

I would love to see Secura act in the write-up in real-life. Giggling like a little girl.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I realized earlier while away that Renata is mafia. More tomorrow.

[Renata]

This should be good.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What do you mean?

[Renata]

It's been a dog's age since I've faced any sort of real pressure in one of these games. I need the practice.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

So you meant "this should be fun" or "this should be good practice"?

[Centurion1]

she means shes getting bored of mafia and wants to be lynched. i say we oblige the lady.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I realized earlier while away that Renata is mafia. More tomorrow.

Sasaki does this every game, if not multiple times per game. Short posts declaring someone is guilty, with absolute conviction.

If I were to guess, he's doing that so he can establish a pattern so when he's actually mafia, that's the most he would have to contribute. Pretty nifty stuff, and better than nothing for a townie strategy, so I'm not complaining.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I hardly ever do it as mafia.

If you can't see that Renata is mafia, you are probably using your eyes instead of your gut.

[Beskar]

I like this WIFOM talk between my two minions, ATPG and Sasaki.

No one will ever suspect they are working together under me.

[Chaotix]

Hey, I still didn't get a role PM.

Oh, and about Renata- I got this investigation result last night...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Lucky thing you sent in an investigation, not even knowing you were a cop :p

[Splitpersonality]

Hey, I still didn't get a role PM.

Oh, and about Renata- I got this investigation result last night...

So you're a roleless cop/townie/queen?


I've got my eye on you....

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Do you really, split?

[Kagemusha]

Aaand Good morning from Saharan news! Todays forecast says that we have slight Sandstorms and possibility of snow is rather pathetic. Before we go into our headlines. We would like to announce that the high council of clerics has deemed our show as appropriate content and thus you can freely listen to us, without fear of Sharia court.

This mornings headline is that Yesterday evening mr.Csargo was at the receiving end of a dagger. We couldnt get a comment from him before or after the lynch, but it would seem like our gorgeus Naib, Secura was able to do a good job, while somewhat messy according to some of the witness.

After the evenings execution was finished and the lifeless body of Csargo exhumed. Some of our audience commented the lynch with following comments. ATPG commented: "I'll be painting my fingernails and having a good cry. " The Stranger replied to his statement: "can i go with you to the bathroom? "

So according to our experts, yet another sex scandal might be coming towards ATPG´s rear end of things. Our Naib´s comment was: "Sorry, ladies. :/ " Which is according to our experts a clear indication that mr.Csargo knew his ways around women. While Beskar was Giggling like a little girl, when he heard Secura´s comment. To this Sasaki Kojiro gave a mysterious comment: "I hardly ever do it".

Enough of last days lynch. It´s a new night and Saharan news is always developing. So starting from this night we would like to announce a new competition: Who´s Next.

The rules are simple. During each night any of the audience can guess who will be the next days lynch. To those who come up with the right answer, fabulous prizes will be available: So pick up the phone and guess who will be winning the next lynch vote!For now Good morning and good bless!

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[Splitpersonality]

Do you really, split?

I will tomorrow when I see him in school.

[Methos]

If you can't see that Renata is mafia, you are probably using your eyes instead of your gut.

So you're saying that if we don't find Renata scummy, then its because we're attracted to her?

[Askthepizzaguy]

So you're saying that if we don't find Renata scummy, then its because we're attracted to her?

Sasaki does seem very focused on all the ladies in this game.

Ah, perhaps we've found his achilles' heel after all this time: attractive womenfolk! Could it have been so simple?

If I had known it was so easy, I would have changed my name to Askthepizzagal and started sporting a princess avatar like TheFlax.