Daggers in the Night [Concluded]

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: TheFlax



Just did a quick skim through, I think ATPG's request to be lynched is just a easy wagon for mafia.

Methinks better to just random lynch someone rather than let the voting stand so inconclusively with less than 5-6 votes a person, hardly a clear majority with 3 mafia after all

Unvote; Vote: Death is yonder

Random vote just like you asked.

Btw, welcome to the game!

[pevergreen]

I would have picked you. It would have been the most unexpected choice and I know you can survive games.

Star Wars mafia is the only game in 3 years where i have survived until the end.

The last mafia game (GH's mafia) is the second longest I've survived. I die midgame, all the time. Early sometimes, but not often. Unless I'm scum, then I die early.

[naut]

Vote: Scienter

That's the mafia right there.

[White_eyes:D]

Vote: slashandburn not a single vote for me or him? I feel so dishonored

[The Stranger]

I didn't seek you out, you're the one that offered. I figured what the heck, someone doesn't want to vote for me. Cheers. Everyone who made a similar agreement can step forward now. That will be absolutely zero people. You're the crazy one cutting scummy deals that you later say people broke when they didn't.

As for really don't want people to vote for me, you're right.... you called my bluff and I was bluffing. I am a slave and I kill people for fun and profit. But I warn you, if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than.... than....

*graps handful of sand*

THIS SAND!!! RIGHT HERE!!!



Oh how the sun keeps my skull warm.... oooooh.... pretty colors.

yes i contacted you, about the post of sasaki, which was probably a joke. but you proposed the non voting agreement, something of which i hadnt thought of, mentioned or hinted at before. so... there is some explaining to do there my friend. but hey, like u told me before, you are indifferent towards your death, and so am i towards your death. im calling the bluff, once more. DEATH

[Beskar]

Vote: TheFlax



Just did a quick skim through, I think ATPG's request to be lynched is just a easy wagon for mafia.

Methinks better to just random lynch someone rather than let the voting stand so inconclusively with less than 5-6 votes a person, hardly a clear majority with 3 mafia after all

Who are you?

[Askthepizzaguy]

yes i contacted you, about the post of sasaki, which was probably a joke. but you proposed the non voting agreement, something of which i hadnt thought of, mentioned or hinted at before. so... there is some explaining to do there my friend. but hey, like u told me before, you are indifferent towards your death, and so am i towards your death. im calling the bluff, once more. DEATH

You kinda suck at poker, don't you?

[Secura]

Vote: slashandburn not a single vote for me or him? I feel so dishonored

Why vote for someone who's WOG bait through-and-through?

[The Stranger]

updated tally

Pizza (5): Jolt, TS, atheotes, TinCow, pevergreen
Beskar (3): YLC, Beskar, Beefy
TinCow (3): Sasaki, Niklas, ATPG
Niklas (2): Renata, Scienter
Double A (1): General Hankerchief
TheFlax (1): DIY,
WhiteEyes (1): Kukri
DIY (1): Ibn
Scienter (1): Psycho
Slash (1): WhiteEyes
pevergreen (1): Diana
YLC (1): Romanichine

[Secura]

Who are you?

Announcement:

Death is yonder will replace Joooray.

That's who.

[The Stranger]

You kinda suck at poker, don't you?

actually i dont :) im very good at reading facial expression!

[Death is yonder]

Unvote; Vote: Death is yonder

Random vote just like you asked.

Btw, welcome to the game!

Good to be back

Who are you?

Now now "Beskie" (such lovely new names you've picked up in my absence!) could it be you've forgotten me so soon already?

Vote: Scienter

That's the mafia right there.

Care to elaborate? You sound pretty concrete in your stance.

[naut]

Care to elaborate? You sound pretty concrete in your stance.

Look at her posts. They say mafia all over them. The tone. The word choice.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unvote, vote:Pizza

For the non vote agreement. Last person I remember trying that was Beefy as the godfather in TGFIII. Inherently scummy.

[Secura]

I think Sasaki will enjoy my choice of lynch.

[Scienter]

Look at her posts. They say mafia all over them. The tone. The word choice.

Don't interpret my picking on TinCow as mafia.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Look at her posts. They say mafia all over them. The tone. The word choice.

The above is what normal people see.

However, if you use the "Mafia finding glasses" you will see this:

Look at her posts. Haha, I am mafia! They say mafia all over them. I am Mafia and no one knows! The tone. I am Mafia and doing some WIFOM. The word choice. Haha, I am Mafia and I will kill you all!

See that red text. That is what you are missing! So, get your "Mafia finding glasses" tonight! Only 29.99$ when you use Steam!

[Romanic]

The above is what normal people see.

However, if you use the "Mafia finding glasses" you will see this:



See that red text. That is what you are missing! So, get your "Mafia finding glasses" tonight! Only 29.99$ when you use Steam!

I'm sold. Are you taking Visa, Master Card?

[Ibn-Khaldun]

You can pay with both of them!

[KukriKhan]

I gotta say this: I've never played a mafia game with a higher "Ha-Ha!" factor. :) Thanks guys; it makes catching up a pleasant pasttime vs a drudgic chore.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm sold. Are you taking Visa, Master Card?

Don't bother. I got a pair but noticed no difference.

[Peasant Phill]

And this is the time I remember I have to little time and a to small attention span to read everybodies posts properly to make a good judgment.

Vote: Kagemusha his broadcast seems perfect to be kept safe from lynching.
And if I'm wrong nothing prevents you to to keep from continuing your broadcast from beyond the grave.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

The bandwagon says to vote for him; thus, I must.

[Greyblades]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

The bandwagon says to vote for him; thus, I must.

I never realy got what is scummy and what isnt but this is a pretty scummy post, right? Vote:YaseiKhaan

[seireikhaan]

I never realy got what is scummy and what isnt but this is a pretty scummy post, right? Vote:YaseiKhaan

Sounds like someone's scared of the bandwagon. You're up next round.

[Andres]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

The bandwagon says to vote for him; thus, I must.

I never realy got what is scummy and what isnt but this is a pretty scummy post, right? Vote:YaseiKhaan

I'm sorry, but those votes were too late.



ATPG is lynched. Write-up will follow soonish.

[Greyblades]

You'd be scared of something too if it had resulted in your unfair lynch for two games running!

[The Stranger]

how is there ever an unfair lynch? what the mob desires is law!

[Renata]

This is one of the stranger lynch votes I've seen.

[Andres]

Day 3 - Conclusion

The brotherhood discussed and there was some tension.

The crazy Dutchman was still talkative, but people didn’t pay as much attention to it anymore as they seemed to start getting used to it.

Several Daggers were being suspected. There was a man who was a farmer in his free time, herding a remarkable breed of metallic cattle. Some deemed that to be very suspicious. Others carried the name of long forgotten Japanese warlords, but most attention was drawn towards the guy who always provided them with pizza’s at noon.

Surely, he had something to do with it? With his poisoned pizza’s that made people suffer from the rare text diarrhea disease! What a charlatan! And he knew very well that his pizza’s were rubbish, why else would he offer himself to be lynched? Surely, this behaviour must have been caused by feelings of guilt!

Even if it wasn’t him, he deserved to die, the man with the metalic cattle said. Another one, looking pevery green after his second slice of pizza of the day, agreed with the statement.

And so the debates continued.

Finally, the Naib stood up and asked people to be silent.

She looked at her notes.

“It seems like you have chosen Askthepizzaguy.”

“So it seems,” ATPG said, accepting his fate.

Secura walked towards an object, covered under a sheet.

“I saw this in one of those magazines,” she said, reaching for the sheet and with one movement she uncovered a comfortable dark red sofa.

“Please, Pizzaguy, sit down,” she said.

ATPG took place in the sofa. At the very moment he sat down, hand cuffs and a seatbelt automatically came out of the sofa, making a soft buzzing sound. Within 3 seconds, he was tied onto the sofa and couldn’t move.

“We’ll make this as painless as possible, after all, we’re not savages or cavemen, but refined and classy vampire hunters!” Secura said.

Calmly, she opened a little box. She took out a syringe and walked towards ATPG.

“First, we’ll give you a painless injection.”

“But I hate needles!” ATPG yelled and he started to cry. “This got to be the most cruel execution ever! Boohoohoo! Sadist!”

Secura looked a bit surprised.

“I’m truly sorry, but this was listed n° 1 in the timeless top 100 of painless execution methods.”

“Boohoohoo. This will be so painful. Boohoohoo.”

“Oh, don’t be such a wuss,” Secura said, and she stepped forward.

While ATPG kept yelling and screaming, she put the needle in his arm and injected the lethal substance.

Instantly, ATPG went silent.

“Since we’re possibly dealing with a vampire, a wooden stake will have to be put into his heart.The lynchee also needs to be decapacitated. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the color of the sofa has been chosen wisely, if I may so myself. The blood will be invisible on this color, so the sofa can be used for other executions as well.”

The ladies and gentlemen nodded in approval. Their membership money wouldn’t be wasted by this Naib!

“Good, I need someone who is good with a blade. Mister Kojiro, are you as good as your name suggests?”

“But of course! I’m even better !”

“Ok then, cut of his head and put a wooden stake into his heart, then.”

With an important expression on his face, Sasaki slowly walked forward, unsheeted his katana and struck.

“My sofa!” Secura yelled.

“Ehm, sorry, I was a bit too enthusiastic.”

Another blow with the katana and there went another part of the sofa to oblivion.

Secura stared at the supposed swordsmaster.

Sasaki got frustrated and started to stab, hit and strike fiercely with his blade, hitting about everything but the lynchee’s neck.

Two hours later, an exhausted Sasaki finally got lucky and Pizza’s head floated through the air.

“You see! I can do it! I’m a real swordsmaster! W00t!” Sasaki started to jump around and making victory dances.

Secura stared impatiently at the wannabe samurai.

“What?”

“The wooden stake, please?”

“Oh yes, of course mylady.”

Sasaki stood up and grabbed a vacuum cleaner. He walked towards ATPG's remnants and yelled: “But, how am I supposed to put a stake through his heart with a vacuum cleaner?”

“I don’t know,” Secura said.

Sasaki started shaking his head, put down the vacuum cleaner and grabbed the stake.

“There’s a hammer,” Secura said.

“REAL SWORDSMEN DON’T NEED NO HAMMER!”

Sasaki stepped towards what was left of Pizza's body and tried to press the stake into his heart with his hands.

“Umph, grmph, ugh,” Sasaki said. Then he continued with: “Grrr! Hmmph! Aargh! Uphm!”

Then he tried to punch the stake into Pizzaguy’s heart with his fists.

“Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”

“Oh, for Van Helsings’ sake, use a hammer, man!”

A bit ashamed, Sasaki took the hammer, placed the stake so that it pointed at Pizza’s heart and hit ATPG’s shoulder with the hammer.

“Ehm, that was my intention, he was still moving!”

“Really?”

Sasaki ignored the question and hit the shoulder again. After about 30 attempts, he finally hit the stake, but he clumsily let loose and it pierced through ATPG’s stomach.

Sasaki pulled out the stake, but not without falling backwards. He stood back up and looked at the brotherhood.

“This was all for practice, now I’m going to put the stake into the heart for real. Watch very carefully how I, a true master…”

“No, enough of this,” Secura said. She grabbed the hammer and the stake and with one blow, pierced it through ATPG’s heart.

The brotherhood looked at their Naib in silence.

"Very well done, my pupil!" Sasaki said, very seriously. Secura simply stared at him.

“Let’s hope this was our vampire and that we will no longer have to perform executions,” she said, gazing at Sasaki who was still standing there, being proud of his swordsmaster skills and nodding at Secura to approve of her skills, as if he was an expert on the matter.

”I suggest you all try to get some sleep and I strongly advice you not to go out walking at night, as it appears that the streets are not safe for us. Good night all.”

Secura turned around and walked away.

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Tally:


Askthepizzaguy: 7 (pevergreen, Jolt, johnhughthom, TinCow, atheotes, The Stranger, Sasaki Kojiro)

Beskar: 3 (YLC, Beefy187, Beskar)
Niklas: 2 (Renata, Scienter)
TinCow: 2 (Niklas, ATPG)
TheFlax: 1 (Death is yonder)
Double A: 1 (GeneralHankerchief)
YLC: 1 (Romanic)
Death is yonder: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)
slashandburn: 1 (White_Eyes:D)
White_Eyes:D: 1 (Kukrikhan)
Kagemusha: 1 (Peasant Phill)
pevergreen: 1 (Diana Abnoba)
Scienter: 1 (Psychonaut)

not voting: 12 ('khaan (missed deadline), Greyblades (missed deadline), Secura (Naib), Kagemusha, slashandburn, AVSM, Seon, Captain Blackadder, splitpersonality, Methos, Double A, TheFlax)


Alive (34)

1. TheFlax
2. Niklas
3. Renata
4. Sasaki Kojiro
5. Beskar
6. Diana Abnoba
7. Double A
8. TinCow
9. atheotes
10. The Stranger
11. GH
12. Methos
13. Ibn-Khaldun
14. spL1tp3r50naL1ty
15. Romanic
16. Captain Blackadder
17. Jolt
18. Psychonaut
19. Greyblades
20. YLC
21. Peasant Phill
22. Seon
23. Death is Yonder (replaces Joooray)
24. AVSM
25. slashandburn
26. Kukrikhan
27. White_Eyes:D
28. Beefy187
29. Secura
30. Kagemusha
31. pevergreen
32. 'khaan
33. johnhughthom
34. Scienter

Killed (4)

autolycus
Yaropolk
Chaotix
Centurion1

Lynched (2)
Csargo
Askthepizzaguy

WoG (0)

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