The Whore of Babylon

[gaelic cowboy]

Its well know that the beast lives on Craggy Island

It has claws as big as cups (Dougal)
It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head (Dougal)
It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better" (Dougal)
It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you" (Dougal)
It lights up at night (Dougal)
It has a tremendous fear of stamps (Dougal)
Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel (Dougal)
It has no mouth, but instead has four arses (Dougal)
It only has eyebrows on Saturdays (Dougal)
It lives "on the place where there should be moors" (Mrs. Doyle)
The locals think it is some sort of giant fox (Mrs. Doyle)
It makes a "terrible howling noise" (Mrs. Doyle)
It is the size of a jaguar (Hud)
It has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives (Hud)

[HoreTore]

That's Victoria Beckham, right?