Anyone know a good mosturizer?

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 03-12-2010, 02:42

Lol. Really?

I get itchy skin after showering in the winter time. Try Walgreens moisturizing lotion, I think that's what it's called. Works well.

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-12-2010, 03:27

I use some to keep my hands soft. Hold on, lemme check what it is, 'cuz it works pretty good.

EDIT: Vaseline, dry skin condition. It smells nice.

**Major Robert Dump** · 03-12-2010, 03:33

I know what it's really for. I prefer baby oil tbh

**Reenk Roink** · 03-12-2010, 04:06

Thanks guys, I'm probably going to have to get a good cream and vaseline shortly, but I'm kinda out of cash right now. I'm gonna try a natural cure of butter and olive oil. Any other suggestions with something you don't have to buy?

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-12-2010, 09:35

Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Any other suggestions with something you don't have to buy?

Uhm... Spittle?

**Hooahguy** · 03-12-2010, 10:11

comet? are you serious?

**Reenk Roink** · 03-12-2010, 14:12

Oh crap guys, my butter and olive oil solution worked a bit, but now I'm greasy, sticky, and worst of all I smell!

I tried rinsing it as best as possible but this stuff needs soap to get rid of, which I don't have at the moment.

Comet would probably work, but I really don't want to use it again.

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

comet? are you serious?

Oh come on, I got enough of that from my buddies when I called them to ask for lotion. Like I said, I had run out of soap, and comet was nearby and it seemed like a rational solution. They all asked me what drugs I was on, but I would never let those hazardous chemicals near my body!

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Yeah, what's comet?

This.

**Whacker** · 03-12-2010, 18:20

Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

I know what it's really for. I prefer baby oil tbh

That stuff is way too expensive. One can only extract so much oil from one baby.

**TinCow** · 03-12-2010, 22:38

Reenk, I bow to you. You are indeed The Master.

**bobbin** · 03-13-2010, 16:13

Get Calendula cream, it works very well and you don't feel greasy after using it.

**Lemur** · 03-13-2010, 16:48

In the future, rather than using an industrial detergent, just try scrubbing yourself under hot water. You'd be amazed how much stink and grit hot water will take away all by itself.

That said, epic thread is epic.