Anyone know a good mosturizer?

[Reenk Roink]

Oh crap guys, my butter and olive oil solution worked a bit, but now I'm greasy, sticky, and worst of all I smell!

I tried rinsing it as best as possible but this stuff needs soap to get rid of, which I don't have at the moment. Comet would probably work, but I really don't want to use it again.

comet? are you serious?

Oh come on, I got enough of that from my buddies when I called them to ask for lotion. Like I said, I had run out of soap, and comet was nearby and it seemed like a rational solution. They all asked me what drugs I was on, but I would never let those hazardous chemicals near my body!

Yeah, what's comet?

This.