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  1. 03-17-2010, 03:07 #1
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    Free jelly babies for the over 60s.

    Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
    Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
    Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
    It's long, but it's gooooooood! xD
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    "I'm Commander Shepherd and I'm the best candidate on the citadel."
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    Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
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    Retort:

    And every time you vote for him God kills a puppy. So, what do you like best, puppies or kittens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
    Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?
    I think you're confusing that with the time the cleaning lady found some dead kittens under Nixon's bed. Watergate happened a few days later and it was forgotten about.
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    Dear citizins of this great nation, I can guarantee you all that I am up to no good.
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    A vote for me is a vote for taxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
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    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

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