Scenes We'd Like To See

**Beskar** · 03-17-2010, 03:29

Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.

**johnhughthom** · 03-17-2010, 03:32

Retort:

And every time you vote for him God kills a puppy. So, what do you like best, puppies or kittens?

**Lemur** · 03-17-2010, 03:36

Originally Posted by Beskar

Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.

Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?

**johnhughthom** · 03-17-2010, 03:38

Originally Posted by Lemur

Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?

I think you're confusing that with the time the cleaning lady found some dead kittens under Nixon's bed. Watergate happened a few days later and it was forgotten about.

**Hooahguy** · 03-17-2010, 05:10

its about time the public knows about Roswell.

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am i doing this right?

**Gregoshi** · 03-17-2010, 05:37

We can start cleaning up crime in our district by sending me to Washington.

Sure you could vote for me, but your vote would be wasted - like I am right now. Anyone got some pork rinds?

**pevergreen** · 03-17-2010, 08:36

[getting a wee bit too real-life political, and I don't feel like moving this thread to the Backroom, Lemur]

**Beskar** · 03-17-2010, 08:39

Looks like my human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove is starting to pay off now after all.

**miotas** · 03-17-2010, 08:57

Free hookers for all!

**Fragony** · 03-17-2010, 09:20

Dear citizins of this great nation, I can guarantee you all that I am up to no good.

**Subotan** · 03-17-2010, 10:10

A vote for me is a vote for taxes.

**Secura** · 03-17-2010, 16:15

Ahahaha, some of these new ones are genius!

I'll change the topic later tonight, but keep them coming, they're great! :P

**Fragony** · 03-17-2010, 17:14

I urge you all to think of the children. We must fold them in the comfortable warmth of our embrace, we must strip them from these burdens, a loving family for all, that is the naked truth.

**Crazed Rabbit** · 03-17-2010, 17:34

For once, we should consider not having all of our politics revolve around responding to cries of "think of the children!"

...

I must agree with my opponent that newspapers should not go mucking about in a candidate's private life to see if they once led the toilet cleaning rituals for a guacamole based cult in Mexico.

CR

**miotas** · 03-17-2010, 17:36

Originally Posted by Fragony

Dear citizins of this great nation, I can guarantee you all that I am up to no good.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

**Rhyfelwyr** · 03-17-2010, 17:37

If you want to avoid further expenses scandles by increasing politicians' wages, then vote for me!

**Gregoshi** · 03-17-2010, 18:34

Lower your expectations then neither of us will be disappointed.

**Fragony** · 03-17-2010, 18:42

I want change, I am all dried up and can use every penny.

**Gregoshi** · 03-17-2010, 20:15

Originally Posted by Fragony

I want change, I am all dried up and can use every penny.

Well that makes cents.

**Subotan** · 03-17-2010, 20:36

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

If you want to avoid further expenses scandles by increasing politicians' wages, then vote for me!

It's funny because it would be true.

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Hooray for the Euro

**Fragony** · 03-17-2010, 21:11

We will have the best educated Americans in the world

w8

**Fragony** · 03-17-2010, 21:44

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Well that makes cents.

Personally I think it's worth at least a dollar, you are my manager you know what to do.

**Secura** · 03-18-2010, 00:12

Alrighty, I had a look over them and my three favourites, in no particular order, are:

Lemur: This is going to be difficult and cost money, but it needs doing anyway!
pevergreen: [Censored for referencing a living politician, sorry, Lemur]
johnhughthom: I stand for the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery

Our next topic is:

Unlikely things to hear in a soap opera

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 03-18-2010, 00:46

Ahhh, I missed it by half an hour. I'm sorry but I have to write this:

"I believe our current anti-terror laws are more than adaquate for the threats we face."

Now, onto the new topic:

"Actually, instead of sleeping with you I'm going home to my wife and a nice cup of tea."

**Rhyfelwyr** · 03-18-2010, 00:59

I'm Archie Mitchell, and I'm out for revenge.

*bows out in shame after knowing what's going on in Eastenders*

**Secura** · 03-18-2010, 00:59

There's so many possibilities for this one! :P

**gaelic cowboy** · 03-18-2010, 01:33

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite soap on telly

**Secura** · 03-18-2010, 02:12

Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite soap on telly

Oh come on!

You guys are gonna ruin the fun of that for me! I want relevant jokes. :P

**Gregoshi** · 03-18-2010, 03:08

I love you Ethel.

**miotas** · 03-18-2010, 03:12

Originally Posted by Secura

There's so many possibilities for this one! :P

You've given an impossible topic, Secura. There is nothing that can't happen in the realm of soapies.

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