A service that lets you pay girls to play computer games with you..?

**jabarto** · 03-26-2010, 23:31

No seriously, they're working on it: http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

This is the most interesting tidbit, in my mind, but there's more to the story (racy pictures) that I couldn't post here. So...yeah. I mean, you're not even really going anywhere with this; no dating, no metaphorical romps in the hay afterwards, nothing. You just play for a while and call it good. The pessimist and the optimist in me are tussling over whether this will be a success or a failure.

Anyway, show of hands: how many of you will be using this?

I thought about posting this in the backroom, but I thought it was silly enough not to warrant being there.

**Thermal** · 03-26-2010, 23:43

No way lol.

It's a bit sad having to pay a girl to play a game with you, that your not going to meet and is blatantly putting on an act for you, its overpriced and isn't that different from prostitution if you think about it...

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-27-2010, 00:07

Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

...isn't that different from prostitution if you think about it...

I assume these girls are actually clean, though.

**Thermal** · 03-27-2010, 00:08

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

I assume these girls are actually clean, though.

No way of truly knowing.

**Ibn-Khaldun** · 03-27-2010, 00:11

Well, I have never payed for a girl to play with me.. So, I might even try it out.

**Centurion1** · 03-27-2010, 01:40

well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*

**Thermal** · 03-27-2010, 02:44

Originally Posted by Centurion1

well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

Finally, a clear advantage!

**aimlesswanderer** · 03-27-2010, 02:50

While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say. I'm sure they would be happy to give them tips, and with all that gaming they might get good after a while. Plus, if they can send pics during a game, that would be an excellent way of distracting guys!

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-27-2010, 07:03

Originally Posted by aimlesswanderer

While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say.

Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.

**Gregoshi** · 03-27-2010, 07:14

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.

Because she's a cashier?

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-27-2010, 07:17

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Because she's a cashier?

Ok, two reasons then. Damn you and your photographic memory, old man!

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 03-27-2010, 12:19

Originally Posted by Centurion1

well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*

I'm not sure if she's going to be angry, or she's going to laugh. You'd need to be pretty sad to want to do this, sad and lonely.

**Ronin** · 03-27-2010, 13:53

wow...this makes hiring a prostitute look classy.

**The Stranger** · 03-27-2010, 13:56

you pay only girls or people in general? why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...

omg 8.25 for 10 minutes of playtime and 6 minutes of face... jesus they better be hiring playmates... haha i really wonder which sad creatures would use this. also... 8.25 will buy you more than one drink and definitly more than 6 minutes of face time... hell it might even buy u a night in bed if you buy cheap haha

**Husar** · 03-27-2010, 14:12

If you guys want to play with me, ask for Cindy.

Originally Posted by Centurion1

well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure

I know a girl who would do the exact opposite to your kill to death ratio.

**Prince Cobra** · 03-27-2010, 19:47

**Hooahguy** · 03-28-2010, 03:59

wow how desperate do you think we are?

**The Stranger** · 03-28-2010, 04:45

its funny to know that there are these revelations called house parties where girls offer you sex occasionally just for having a nice conversation... but hey you can also pay... just to talk... or u can get paid

**Craterus** · 03-28-2010, 06:01

Originally Posted by The Stranger

or u can get paid

Still the same fantasist you always were, eh?

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-28-2010, 07:03

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

wow how desperate do you think we are?

Hey, we ain't the ones opening a damn girl thread on a computer game forum...

**Husar** · 03-28-2010, 08:38

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

wow how desperate do you think we are?

Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very!

**Hooahguy** · 03-28-2010, 17:19

Originally Posted by Husar

Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very!

hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.

**Secura** · 03-28-2010, 19:12

This gives me an idea; I'mma start charging Beskie to play video games with me, hahahaha.

**Strike For The South** · 03-28-2010, 19:21

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.

yet

**Prince Cobra** · 03-28-2010, 23:24

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

yet

As a matter of fact, I may reconsider it.

Dear Ladies,

If you are interested in me as a client, contact me. It is a crisis now and money are not available. However, I offer the best kisses and hugs you will experience in your life.

P.C.

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 03-29-2010, 01:16

So are they any good?

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-29-2010, 01:24

Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good

So are they any good?

They don't wax.

**jabarto** · 03-29-2010, 04:41

Remember when I said that there were racy pictures I couldn't link here?

They were all land whales. All of them.

**Strike For The South** · 03-29-2010, 06:15

Originally Posted by jabarto

Remember when I said that there were racy pictures I couldn't link here?

They were all land whales. All of them.

go on

**Scienter** · 03-29-2010, 14:49

Originally Posted by Secura

This gives me an idea; I'mma start charging Beskie to play video games with me, hahahaha.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I wonder if I can also charge TinCow for the time that we're both playing games, just not together.

(nice Lady Gaga quote in the sig, btw).

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