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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Now that you've mentioned it, the issue of judging people is one I have been wondering about recently. Although people like to shout "Judge not lest ye be judged" at Christians, I think they are taking that somewhat out of context, since in the same verse, Jesus does go on to say that first take out the beam in your own eye and then admonish your brother.

    There is a habit with both liberals and the stricter Christians to take verses out of context and use them to support prohibitions of certain things when in fact the author intended to give a warning again excessive use or the abuse of them. Such is the case with the prohibitions people place on alcohol, or taking oaths, or lawsuits etc.

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    Yes but see I make a clear distincition btwn

    1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

    This seems to be more focused on the judgemental aspect, while:


    3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

    This seems to to say take stock of your own shortcomings before helping out a brother or be reminded of your own shortcomings. Which of course we all have
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    So far we have all missed the burning question:

    Why are you taking (and using) a laptop to church in the first place? Seriously. Leave it at home. In the car. Whatever. That's like taking a bong to grandmas house, you are just asking for trouble.

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    These whackjobs (pun intended) asked you to erase your computer games stuff that tell em to get lost
    They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
    a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.

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    Delete the priest, keep the porn.

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    *. PS: I really need advices from fellow Christians... so don't bring another pov's arguments here...
    Then go post on a Christian forum. It's about as realistic as me opening a thread going:

    "Hey guys I think we should all blatantly discriminate Israel, but please Fragony and other right-wing people don't respond kthxbai."
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    Father Jack has his priorities right

    Please note that the above is a bit riske and vulgar as well as quite funny. Backroomers view at your own risk.
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    They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
    a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.

    Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy View Post
    More water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    Dermot Morgan RIP it still crack's me up
    They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
    a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.

    Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy View Post
    More water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meneldil View Post
    Delete the priest, keep the porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    So far we have all missed the burning question:

    Why are you taking (and using) a laptop to church in the first place? Seriously. Leave it at home. In the car. Whatever. That's like taking a bong to grandmas house, you are just asking for trouble.

    Wierdo
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