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    Default Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    Well, occasionally, I use CIA factbook to browse around countries, look up national GDP's and so forth. However, yesterday was the first time I noticed that they have a remarkably friendly employment web page.

    For example.

    Of course, every good, upstanding organization needs a personality quiz as well.

    I also discovered they even have a kid's page.

    Not really sure where to go with this thread, but thought this was... er... interesting, nonetheless. Dunno if this is old hat or not, but again..
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    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
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    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
    You are also sensitive and compassionate. Just incase the test didn't tell you, I wanted you to know. <3
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    Default Re: Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.
    Me too. Not to mention sensitive, compassionate, handsome and very adaptable. Kinda like Dick Cheney.
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    Yes. I think the questionnaire works as follows:
    Q: Are you a mad raving lunatic intent on world domination? Yes: -> go to 2. No: -> go to 1.
    1 You are a thoughtful observer.
    2 You are a mastermind. Terribly sorry about that, but why don't you try applying for the TV show instead?
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    Default Re: Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

    More like:

    Are you young, overconfident, and ivy-league educated? Do you enjoy looking down your nose at other members of your community while they run rings around you? If so, then you are:

    1. Intelligent, charismatic, and adaptive.

    *clears throat* I say that with the deepest respect, of course.


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    Maybe something's going down in the intelligence world. ASIO was recently using a facebook campaign to try and get some new spooks.

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