an EB story

**Duguntz** · 04-07-2010, 10:51

Glory to his family, the Ephors predicted a great destiny for that young boy

**Arthur, king of the Britons** · 04-07-2010, 10:55

They said his destiny was to destroy a great empire.

**satalexton** · 04-07-2010, 10:58

Alas, the heavens bid him to crush The One True Barbaropolis that is Roma, as a test to his abilities.

**Arthur, king of the Britons** · 04-07-2010, 11:03

But many challenges lies on the road ahead, and to able to crush a nation one needs an army.

**Duguntz** · 04-07-2010, 11:07

Still very young, Alexandros showed incredible fighting, as well as mental skill. Indeed, that boy might just be the ''Chosen One''. Day after day, he restlessly trained, for the conquest that would, one day, change the face of the world (if succeeded)

**mountaingoat** · 04-07-2010, 11:08

but before he could impact the world, the Ephors decided that it would best if he were to study the movement of chickens

**Duguntz** · 04-07-2010, 11:11

in order to create unprecedented strategies on the battle field... or the dreaded tactic of the northen Berserkers, that of ''the headless chicken charge''

**Arthur, king of the Britons** · 04-07-2010, 11:12

Lol the Ephors are quite wacky ey?

Alexandros also took notice of that the chickens from the western parts of Hellas were more sickly and tasted worse than their cousins in northern and eastern Hellas,
this of course was due to the foul barbaroi winds who brought forth industrial waste from Barbaropolis to the glorious land of the Hellenes.