an EB story

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

"He who holds the sword of Megas Alexandros as well as his army will be able to defeat the romans. But his sword was lost during the wars of the Diadochi and now lies forgotten."

"Maybe it's that Excalibur sword everyone is talking about at home", Alexandros said.

[Jebivjetar]

"It aint', dawg!" Appolo replied, "The sword can be found in Therazza, where some members of a secret society of Megas Alexandros put it for some unknown reason! Go there, o brave Alexandros, and find a wise old man called Arthur, king of the Britons. He will show you the way to find The Sword."

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

"It aint' dawg!" Appolo replied, "The sword can be found in Therazza, where some members of a secret society of Megas Alexandros put it for some unknown reason! Go there, o brave Alexandros, and found a wise old man called Arthur, king of the Britons. He will show you the way to find The Sword."

ahahahhah!

When Alexandros arrived in Therazza he came across a old man just as the Oracle had predicted.

[Jebivjetar]

"Divine Apollo has send me here to find you, Arthur. He also said that you know about the sword (:winkwink:)" said Alexander to the man: "Can you give me that damn sword so i can begin my glorious journey, and sack Barbaropolis for good?"

Arthur replied: (...to be continued...)

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Arthur replied with a thick British accent: Now slow down young one, what do you want? You seem to be a jolly good chap but you are currently trespassing on British soil, do you want some tea and biscuits by the way son?

[satalexton]

But alas! EB2 is still less than a beta, so he CTDed and had to reload from the begining of the Gaza campaign..... =[

[Mulceber]

And so, with the god hands of the EB 2 team, he embarked the phalangitai to join the gaza campaign, a test of strength, prelude to sacking Barbaropolis.

But why would he sack Pella?

And so Alexandros found himself in an infinite loop of conquering and reconquering Gaza. -M

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Until, thanks to the help of his little brother, a green centipede, and a drunk Persian, the EB script was accidentally turned off, and he found himself in the magical world of vanilla Rome Total War where prehistoric giant elephants, purple horsemen, ogres, and ninjas made their homes.

[Skullheadhq]

But why would he sack Pella?

And so Alexandros found himself in an infinite loop of conquering and reconquering Gaza. -M

So, out of boredom he came here and started the 121869th thread about the release date of EBII

[MarCn]

Jirisys of Rome was blitzing to africa and destroying the carthaginian empire, capturing Jebivjetar in the process, but forgave him for his braveness and great intelligence, and made him into a half-citizien and gave him 5 women and 320 mnai per year. The greek empire of Jirisys was heavily angry at lion and also Jirisys of Saka, but they were in a crisis as Rhodes, Crete, Athens & Sparta were the only cities that they had and they were heavily attacked by the maks, but right in the nick of time, the Sakas proposed to give him Hallikarnasos (the only asia-minor city they had left) and Chighu, the capital for an alliance, the greeks decided to go with seroquel quetiapine it, the Seleucid-Saka-Baktria (let's call them SSB) emperor announced to all of the cities that were captured, that the gift of 10 women per men that he had given them, that they should enjoy it quickly, because, in death they wouldn't be able. The message was spread to all cities, and several SSB soldiers that were holding the revolt warned the people by killing thousands of them, and the Makedonian-Seleukid empire's soldiers discovered them, and attacked them, but were unsuccessful, the thousands of dead bodies made for a great wall and the mak-sel were obliterated by the Horse Archers. The rule over asia was almost complete, but they decided to stop there, made an alliance with tadalafil uk the ptolemaio, the Romani and Averni, but didn't found the location of Lion, or Alexander... But the greeks did, they were exchanged Chighu for the cities westward of Persepolis, and they had a jumping start taking away the lands of the makedonians from asia and making the border unpassable, they found Lion hiding in Mycena and upon seeing him, they talked to the SSB of what to do with him, Cute Wolf was the one who talked to him, he offered him money, women and a kigdom, if he would stop the war with his allies, but in his stubborness refused, then Jirisys of Saka talked to him, the only things that he said, he said to him in greek so everyone understood his fate (Cute wolf talked to him in semitic, since he didn't know greek and Lion knew Semitic) he said "Κύβος, εσείς όχιευγνώμων αφρός" "Die, you ungrateful scum" and decapitated him (for violating the vanilla/EB border and the laws of physics) Alexander was yet on the loose, and the SSB & KH were concerned, of what his next move would be...

Back in Rome, Jirisys had conquered Sicily, the Baleares and The islands east of the baleares, the Carthaginians, without their leader, asked for a ceasefire, they gave it to them.

So the history closes the Spring of 247 BCE

Note: It would be more fun (IMO) if the time traveling/physics bending & impossibilities occuring... weren't used, Thank you!

~Jirisys (of Greece!)

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