Yaseikhaan was out walking his poodle, enjoying the fresh air while she did her business on the lawn of some big shot. "That's right Peanut, show mister money-bags what we think of him. Good girl." He heard the sound of three sets of footsteps behind him. "Just what do you think you're doing?" asked the men in dark suits and fedoras. "That's private property. Are you gonna pick that up?" Yaseikhaan nodded and brought out a plastic baggie. "Oh no mister, no plastic bags. Pick it up with your hands." So yaseikhaan picked up the mess with his bare hands. "Well are you going to carry it around or are you gonna get rid of it?" Yaseikhaan looked at them in confusion, and saw that they were all pointing guns at him. His eyes widened when they told him to get rid of it. He gulped and got rid of it, just as they had instructed. It was not pleasant. "I hope it tasted good" one man said in a gruff voice. "Hope you enjoy your dessert" said the man, as they shot Yaseikhaan full of hot lead.

One of the men had a headache, and complained about it. "Aren't you going to see a shrink about that?" asked the man with the gruff voice. "He's the one who gave me the headache" said his partner. "He keeps bringing a monkey to the office and it won't stop playing the cymbals." His partner looked at him oddly, and just shook his head.

Seamus had just finished his last cup of tea for the day. A man burst in with a rather incomplete set of bagpipes. "Seamus my friend, I need you for my bagpipes! A femur or two for the blowing part...mmm"

Shortly after that, Askthepizzaguy was about to get into bed. He was very tired, he had been busy for quite a while now, not to mention the whole exhausting 'being brought back from the dead' thing. He was rather annoyed when a man burst into his bedroom, holding a pair of bagpipes with fresh additions.
"ATPG, your face shall provide a lovely expandable bag! Mwhahahaha!"

Alive: 19/39
A Very Super Market
atheotes
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Crazed Rabbit
Csargo
GeneralHankercheif
Greyblades
Joooray
Niklas
Psychonaut
Secura
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Subotan
Warman
White_eyes:D
Yaropolk
Winston Hughes
Reenk Roink

Lynched: 3/39
autolycus
Thermal Mercury
Zack

Killed: 13/39
Myrddraal
Khazaar
Chaotix (lynched)
Sasaki Kojiro
Scienter
Sigurd
Methos
Renata
TinCow
Diamondeye
YLC
Yaseikhaan
Askthepizzaguy
Seamus

Wrath of God: 3/39
Lord Winter
slashandburn
Centurion1

It is now Day 7. Day will end in 23 hours, 42 minutes. (Midnight Wednesday 28th April 2010 GMT +10)[/QUOTE]